Melbourne players trying the kick the ball off the ground while right up against the boundary is peak Melbourne.

Gee is Max having a quiet game? Only 1 mark and 7 disposals

Notice how much tighter on our man we are playing through the center this week?

Frost good in traffic then hospital handball!!

Clarry really steps it up a gear in 2nd halves 

At least Frost puts in his all every time. More than I can say for half our list.

Petracca, O Mac, Lockhart, Wagner, Lewis, Keilty, Stretch not AFL players and we arent going anywhere while they are in the team.

Add Viney and Brayshaw tot he insipid list for this game and we ar eplaying with 10 men

Even Harmes has been terrible, and I’m sorry but Viney is not captain material, no skills whatsoever

Well we are stuffed. 

Terrible handball. 

Put Gawn on

oh my

Oh my giddy [censored] 

absolute [censored] spuds.

Ooooooh Bobby.....i tipped this!

Dumbest AFL list ever assembled 

Keilty.  Another inspirational selection.

Horrible handball from Oliver there. 

Keilty..... no no no no

9 touches 6 clangers 

Keilty has cost us a few goals today unfortunately

Gawn finally back on.  stuck on bench for 8 minutes

2 minutes ago, Pates said:

Horrible handball from Oliver there. 

It was Keilty

Can't kick, can't mark. No brains.

Just now, Darkhorse72 said:

Gawn finally back on.  stuck on bench for 8 minutes

It’s because the ball was on the other side of the ground most of that time, no chance to get a player off