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So many people at this club getting paid to fail miserably at their jobs  Its completely unacceptable.

 

so much for coming on here and looking for a few positives....

We cant play that bad in the next half.

 

Hmmmmmm .... an idea. If we maim all their players, and we're the only ones on the field, we may be able to score some behinds. (Goals is asking too much.)

Tmac... how far has he fallen.....

 

Well, not that far.

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Nice goal Tom Mc

 

lol called it 

Tmac at last.

It's a simple game when a forward leads and the kicker kicks to advantage


Im sorry Ive just checked the score after only seeing one at 1/4 time. Can someone tell me what happened in the 2nd quarter? WE couldn't kick a goal? 

Hibb just starts to hit some form and bang...bloody collarbone by the looks

5 minutes ago, DSP said:

Stewy Dew's worried about our "polish"?

?

 

Stewy Dew is also worried about why hot cross buns aren’t available for mother’s day.


5-6 weeks for Hibbo according to Alastair Lynch

 

Just great....


Just now, DSP said:

5-6 weeks for Hibbo according to Alastair Lynch

 

Just great....

well at least it's not the dreaded 4-6

2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Im sorry Ive just checked the score after only seeing one at 1/4 time. Can someone tell me what happened in the 2nd quarter? WE couldn't kick a goal? 

There was a power failure and the lights went out. Play went on anyway and the sides did fairly well to score 1.5 between them given they couldn't see what they were doing.

 

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