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What if .......?

samcantstandya
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What if May had of come to pre season fit?

What if J Smith had 've been taken off the ground rather than aggravate his groin?

What if McDonald & Weed were in form? 

What if Lewis wasn't so slow?

What if Jones passed the ball off instead of breaking tackles?

What if Clarry kicked the ball more?

What if Lever hadn't of gotten injured?

What if Goodwin tried a different plan?

What if he played Fritter as a forward?

What if he played Frost & Hunt on the wings?

What if the ladder was upside down? What if this season is just a nightmare & we all wake up 2moro morning?

What if.........?

 

 

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    What if I wasn’t a Melbourne supporter is something I’ve asked before. 

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    55 minutes ago, samcantstandya said:

    What if May had of come to pre season fit?

    What if J Smith had 've been taken off the ground rather than aggravate his groin?

    What if McDonald & Weed were in form? 

    What if Lewis wasn't so slow?

    What if Jones passed the ball off instead of breaking tackles?

    What if Clarry kicked the ball more?

    What if Lever hadn't of gotten injured?

    What if Goodwin tried a different plan?

    What if he played Fritter as a forward?

    What if he played Frost & Hunt on the wings?

    What if the ladder was upside down? What if this season is just a nightmare & we all wake up 2moro morning?

    What if.........?

     

     

    What if I won tattslotto!???? 

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    1 hour ago, samcantstandya said:

    What if May had of come to pre season fit?

    What if J Smith had 've been taken off the ground rather than aggravate his groin?

    What if McDonald & Weed were in form? 

    What if Lewis wasn't so slow?

    What if Jones passed the ball off instead of breaking tackles?

    What if Clarry kicked the ball more?

    What if Lever hadn't of gotten injured?

    What if Goodwin tried a different plan?

    What if he played Fritter as a forward?

    What if he played Frost & Hunt on the wings?

    What if the ladder was upside down? What if this season is just a nightmare & we all wake up 2moro morning?

    What if.........?

     

     

    I look forward to seeing 'when' rather than 'what if'!

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    1 hour ago, samcantstandya said:

    What if J Smith had 've been taken off the ground rather than aggravate his groin.

    He WAS taken off the ground.

    Did a fitness test on the boundary line, looked in agony, so obviously we sent him back onto the ground in a meaningless game.

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    What if we held firm and demanded pick 5 off of Freo, and drafted Rozzee.

    What if we didn't sell the farm for Lever.

    What if Oliver didn't sh*t himself everytime he had the ball in close and dished it off like a hot spud.

    What if Petracca wasn't scared to take the game on.

    What if Brayshaw didn't turn the ball over so much and had penetration in his kick.

    What if we had two Christian Salem's.

    What if we didn't overrate Tom McDonald as a forward. He isn't a forward's a-hole.

    What if Gawn was an effective tap ruckman.

    What if Goodwin could coach.

    What if we dropped Lewis back to the VFL - where he belongs.

    What if Hibberd went with him.

    What if we had of kept Bernie Vince.

    What if.

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    2 minutes ago, KingDingAling said:

    What if we held firm and demanded pick 5 off of Freo, and drafted Rozzee.

    What if we didn't sell the farm for Lever.

    What if Oliver didn't sh*t himself everytime he had the ball in close and dished it off like a hot spud.

    What if Petracca wasn't scared to take the game on.

    What if Brayshaw didn't turn the ball over so much and had penetration in his kick.

    What if we had two Christian Salem's.

    What if we didn't overrate Tom McDonald as a forward. He isn't a forward's a-hole.

    What if Gawn was an effective tap ruckman.

    What if Goodwin could coach.

    What if we dropped Lewis back to the VFL - where he belongs.

    What if Hibberd went with him.

    What if we had of kept Bernie Vince.

    What if.

    Agree with Rozee call, though we would have taken Bailey Smith 

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    7 minutes ago, KingDingAling said:

    What if we held firm and demanded pick 5 off of Freo, and drafted Rozzee.

    What if we didn't sell the farm for Lever.

    What if Oliver didn't sh*t himself everytime he had the ball in close and dished it off like a hot spud.

    What if Petracca wasn't scared to take the game on.

    What if Brayshaw didn't turn the ball over so much and had penetration in his kick.

    What if we had two Christian Salem's.

    What if we didn't overrate Tom McDonald as a forward. He isn't a forward's a-hole.

    What if Gawn was an effective tap ruckman.

    What if Goodwin could coach.

    What if we dropped Lewis back to the VFL - where he belongs.

    What if Hibberd went with him.

    What if we had of kept Bernie Vince.

    What if.

    Early candidate for Post of the Year, KingDingALing. Reading that didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

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    What if instead of spending over $1200 on memberships this season I put that money towards alcohol... 

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    16 minutes ago, Jaded said:

    What if instead of spending over $1200 on memberships this season I put that money towards alcohol... 

    $1200 ... That's a return ticket somewhere. Just an idea

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    We win 14 of the next 17 games and scrap into the 8......and then who knows what might happen?

    in the next few weeks we get back-May, Lever, Vanders, Jetta, Hannam, Viney, Preuse, OMac and ANB

    ‘confession time- my wife is always telling me I’m a “glass half full optimist” 

    stranger things have happened

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    What if we all just accept this year is a write off as disappointing as it is.

    What if we all stop blaming our coaches & players.

    There will be some serious egg on face in 12 months.

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    What if a Jack Russell ate a Great Dane.

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    11 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    $1200 ... That's a return ticket somewhere. Just an idea

    Sure is, to Hell and back...if we make it back.

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    What if tinder was around when Robbie Flower was a young buck and we had a team of Robbie Flower's kids running around.

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    6 minutes ago, Adzman said:

    What if tinder was around when Robbie Flower was a young buck and we had a team of Robbie Flower's kids running around.

     

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    16 hours ago, samcantstandya said:

    What if May had of come to pre season fit?

    What if J Smith had 've been taken off the ground rather than aggravate his groin?

    What if McDonald & Weed were in form? 

    What if Lewis wasn't so slow?

    What if Jones passed the ball off instead of breaking tackles?

    What if Clarry kicked the ball more?

    What if Lever hadn't of gotten injured?

    What if Goodwin tried a different plan?

    What if he played Fritter as a forward?

    What if he played Frost & Hunt on the wings?

    What if the ladder was upside down? What if this season is just a nightmare & we all wake up 2moro morning?

    What if.........?

     

     

    We'd still be slow?

     

    The sad fact is that some of those were preventable (recruiting Lewis, who Cornes reckons would not have been offered a likeable deal by any other club) long ago.  Lewis didn't suddenly slow down over the pre-season.  He was slow when he walked in the door.

    The other sliding doors moment happened during the finals in 2018, where Scott and Geelong totally revamped their stocks (youth, talent), where we were comfortable beating slow teams on the G.  In contrast, we traded our way out of the super-draft, and paid big money for icing rather than cake.

     

    When this club has review at the end of 2019, all it had to do was read the preview here in the past few years.  That is the sad reality.

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    21 minutes ago, TGR said:

    We'd still be slow?

     

    The sad fact is that some of those were preventable (recruiting Lewis, who Cornes reckons would not have been offered a likeable deal by any other club) long ago.  Lewis didn't suddenly slow down over the pre-season.  He was slow when he walked in the door.

    The other sliding doors moment happened during the finals in 2018, where Scott and Geelong totally revamped their stocks (youth, talent), where we were comfortable beating slow teams on the G.  In contrast, we traded our way out of the super-draft, and paid big money for icing rather than cake.

     

    When this club has review at the end of 2019, all it had to do was read the preview here in the past few years.  That is the sad reality.

    Clint Bizkit: "Hi."

    TGR: "Jordan Lewis is slow, we never should have recruited him and we paid too much for Lever."

    Clint Bizkit: " We fumble too much and don't know what to do when we take a mark."

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    31 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

    Clint Bizkit: "Hi."

    TGR: "Jordan Lewis is slow, we never should have recruited him and we paid too much for Lever."

    Clint Bizkit: " We fumble too much and don't know what to do when we take a mark."

    TGR: "Jordan Lewis kicked out well from full back last week"

     

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