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Jake the Snake killing it in the midfield. Jack Watts like in his delivery but mad as a cut snake around the ball. 

 

Two players stood out the most:

Tim Smith.  Clunked some marks and used it pretty well.  Can he cement a spot as a third tall?

And I've loved Goodwin's move of giving Hibberd the job on Martin.  He's kept Dusty quiet while also winning a bit of the bill himself.  Great to see Goody trying a few different things.


4 minutes ago, Hellish Inferno said:

Where the hell is Weid?? Haven't heard his name once.

Over ran a ball, then missed a handball, otherwise going well for his new contract negotiations! 

Can somebody at the ground go up and smack Cameron Ling fair in the gob please? That plick has never said a good word about us ever!

3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Once again being murdered by the umps. 

Weid needs to watch Tim Smith take a mark. 

When Oliver can be tackled around the ankles and no free kick that says it all.

 
3 minutes ago, —coach— said:

I’ve had 3 and she’s still awake, what am I doing wrong?

Have three more and it won't matter either way


5 minutes ago, Rusty Nails said:

Fritschkrieg team killing turnover.... common mate

Both he and Spargo seem to be having 2nd year Blues.  Spargo worse.   Weide a little as well.

Hunt last year.

Its like a GAP year.

6 minutes ago, Hellish Inferno said:

Where the hell is Weid?? Haven't heard his name once.

He's been in there, He's fumbling...

Can we sustain this intensity in the second? 

6 minutes ago, Hellish Inferno said:

Where the hell is Weid?? Haven't heard his name once.

Is he playing?

Just now, ProperDee said:

Can somebody at the ground go up and smack Cameron Ling fair in the gob please? That plick has never said a good word about us ever!

At the risk of sounding like a broken record, he is the WORST special comments person on air.  Loves the sound of his own voice, points out the bleeding obvious and can't say it succinctly.  Has to waffle on and on to make his point.  Can't stand the bloke.


3 minutes ago, Juk3b0x said:

The uncontested turnovers are absolute killers.  We must have had a handful already.  Just bombing it from defence and it just comes straight back in.  

No run from behind the ball.  One or two too many at the coal face.  Need at least one of those coming off the back of the contest for the receive and ideally another forward of the contest (Geelong are brilliant at this in defence).  Get it forward by hand and commence overlap and create run

Lets stitch Harmes and Petracca together like Siamese twins after this season.   I want them to Trac square fore 3 months after the season.  

Should see an improvement, immediately after removing the sutures.

Our general field kicking may be the death of us.  Clean it up FCS!


How many basic turnovers!   Great endeavour....worst disposal team in the AFL....

How did we get here?????

 
3 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

At the risk of sounding like a broken record, he is the WORST special comments person on air.  Loves the sound of his own voice, points out the bleeding obvious and can't say it succinctly.  Has to waffle on and on to make his point.  Can't stand the bloke.

With the election coming up, I'm thinking of forming my own political party. The 'Get Ling Off The Air Permanently Party'. I only need 500 members to register.

Let's be honest - we're not the cleanest side at the best of times, and this dew is playing havoc with us at the moment.  Can't fault the endeavour one bit, but if we don't clean it up a little, then we can't win this game of footy.


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