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Hot garbage. 

Season is slowly slipping away. 0-2 is a bad bad start. 

 

I would love us to try taking the shortest route towards goal occasionally rather than going as close to the boundary as possible every time.

oh and why do the cats always manage to find their accurate kicking boots against us every time 

 
4 minutes ago, —coach— said:

Fussing around with it in the centre there cost us. Wet weather, kick it long down the guts

And when that happens, people will complain about bad entries. 


Getting done on the outside again. This is going to be a long night.

Are they not going to call holding the ball at all?

 
2 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Hot garbage. 

Season is slowly slipping away. 0-2 is a bad bad start. 

Season? Spare me the drama mate it’s round 2


Weak as [censored] in our tackling. 

We look slow and horrible and completely lost our contested ball edge. 

Our lack of leg speed is killing us. 

sad to watch viney ,not himself no spark

Nowhere near it. We're so far off top 8 level it's frightening  


We won't win this.

Three times we have gone for the ball, and a teammate peels off instead of shepparding. All three times we've lost possession. 

We're playing decidingly poor team football. 

They have numbers around the stoppages. It is a carbon copy of Ports domination around the ball last week.

We are in a bad slump right now.

Not sure how that wasnt ball?


Just now, Smokey said:

Season? Spare me the drama mate it’s round 2

How many teams have made top 4 after starting 0-2?

We got a free.

 

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