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On 1/8/2019 at 4:49 PM, longsuffering said:

Saw him in the Supermarket yesterday. Wearing sneakers without any hint of a big toe problem. 

Which supermarket and more importantly what was he buying?   Anti-inflammatories?  Sox?  Nail clippers? Health food?

9 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Which supermarket and more importantly what was he buying?   Anti-inflammatories?  Sox?  Nail clippers? Health food?

i saw him at supercheap auto buying a toe ball.......should we be worried?


34 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Which supermarket and more importantly what was he buying?   Anti-inflammatories?  Sox?  Nail clippers? Health food?

Wheat Bix. Silly boy if he is. It's no good for ya. Next time you see him, tell him to buy OATS instead. 

On 1/8/2019 at 3:19 PM, longsuffering said:

Saw him in the Supermarket yesterday. Wearing sneakers without any hint of a big toe problem. 

IIRC, last year he and Jack had no discomfort in sneakers, it was the footy boots that gave the problem

 
2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i saw him at supercheap auto buying a toe ball.......should we be worried?

Toe ball...  could be good for his kicking penetration ?

Did you notice him toeing anything, 'dc' ?

4 minutes ago, DV8 said:

Toe ball...  could be good for his kicking penetration ?

Did you notice him toeing anything, 'dc' ?

he certainly acted a bit toey. maybe he had some kinky coupling in mind?


1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

he certainly acted a bit toey. maybe he had some kinky coupling in mind?

Nailed it!

17 hours ago, Rod Grinter Riot Squad said:

IIRC, last year he and Jack had no discomfort in sneakers, it was the footy boots that gave the problem

I'm a bit unclear as to why he was wearing footy boots to the wedding.

1 hour ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

I'm a bit unclear as to why he was wearing footy boots to the wedding.

I'm a bit unclear as to why she was, as well...

Strange times indeed.


5 hours ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2019-01-18/dancing-demons-ballet-helping-prevent-foot-injuries

Refers to the video of him exercising his toe on the morning of Jack Viney's wedding.

This can only be good. 

I think. 

1 hour ago, McQueen said:

This can only be good. 

I think. 

Exactly.  It’s ongoing management rather than a flare-up or recurrence.

Yep, instead of trying to fix the unfixable, manage the issue week to week, that’s what many elite troopers do. They acknowledge the ailment, manage it to the best of their abilities and carry on!

6 hours ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

Exactly.  It’s ongoing management rather than a flare-up or recurrence.

toetally agree


He should just cut it off and then spend his days loading up on drugs to take his mind off it like Daniel Chick did. 

Who was the last Demon player to kick 60+ goals in a season?  Must have been either Neitz or Robbo in 2005./2006

Would be great if T Mac kicked 60+ this season.

 
1 hour ago, Petraccattack said:

Who was the last Demon player to kick 60+ goals in a season?  Must have been either Neitz or Robbo in 2005./2006

Would be great if T Mac kicked 60+ this season.

Robbo kicked 73 in 2005.

Nietz kicked 68 in 2006.

TMac kicked 53 in 2018.

 

Predicting a bigger year than last for T Mac. Going with 66 goals by the end of Round 23.

Although he’s now performing ballet he’s not ready for pointe yet. 

Yeah I know, not much going on this morning. 


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