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3 minutes ago, the rolling fog said:

Hoges as a defender?

Pert's feet are barely under the desk and match committee is already leaking

Come on, this is one of those rumors that started on demonland 30+ pages ago and has been picked up by the media. 

It could be true, but it isn't a direct to media leak because it was first reported here Friday. 

Edited by deanox

24 minutes ago, SFebes said:

Delta cream all the way 

Haha....the fact there’s a biscuit called Delta Cream. 

Next there will be Foxtrot Fingers.

Edited by Beetle

 
15 minutes ago, Satan said:

Suggestion in Hs that if hogan stays , he plays in defence

Gary Lyon and Paul Roos both said this during the finals when Weideman was on fire.

7 minutes ago, the rolling fog said:

Hoges as a defender?

Pert's feet are barely under the desk and match committee is already leaking

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"Did someone say desk??"


Don’t  go there DA!

1 hour ago, bingers said:

https://www.theurbanlist.com/melbourne/a-list/we-rank-all-the-biscuits-worth-ranking

An article well worth a read ... an interesting diversion from the drivel (not dribble!!) in this thread !! 

That list is trumped up garbage and the author should be ashamed of themselves. Tim Tams are so overrated. Great to see in 2018 we still fall for stupid marketing ploys and when was the last time you had Tim tams with your coffee for god’s sake? Oreos can stick it as well.

Honestly Anzacs and Mint Slice are probably the first good ones on the list, Tee Vee snacks aren’t bad but when I’m on my deathbed it’s safe to say with my last ounce of breath I won’t be uttering the line “I wish I had more Tee Vee snacks”.

Milk arrowroots, found in just about every council office tea room and visitors hall don’t feature until #30? And Scotch Finger my word! Fallen to #18 in the ‘Biscuit Draft’. If my scout/biscuit shopper went into a supermarket and chose Scotch Finger after 17 other biscuits they would be fired. 

I like to keep the peace on here but forget it. I’m ready to fight anyone on this, just try me.

Edited by layzie

 
1 hour ago, sue said:

So you really believe JH being videoed in Freo would have any effect on the MFC recruitment team.  What a laugh.   Looks more like some supporters are too easily spooked.

Sue ... if you don’t think AFL clubs are capable of all manner of shenanigans when it comes to recruiting and poaching players you’re a tad in the naive column.

33 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Didn't we come out and say we would have taken 5 & 23 had Freo not pulled the pin on Friday? If Negotiations resume I can't see us now demanding 5 & 14 (as much as us supporters would love that).

I'm not sure it was a smart idea for us to make that 5&23 claim in response to Bell's public tantrum. We probably did it to look like the sane and reasonable ones but it now might have damaged our position by showing our hand. 

14/23 is an immaterial difference anyway. It’s the same outcome: the ability to get May, and a draft pick in the range that gives us a reasonable chance to draft a good player. The chance of getting a good player does not reduce very much at all between 14 and 23.

If the other pick was to be involved in an on-trade anyway, then it makes no difference at all if it was 14 or 23.


1 minute ago, Nasher said:

14/23 is an immaterial difference anyway. It’s the same outcome: the ability to get May, and a draft pick in the range that gives us a reasonable chance to draft a good player. The chance of getting a good player does not reduce very much at all between 14 and 23.

If the other pick was to be involved in an on-trade anyway, then it makes no difference at all if it was 14 or 23.

??

This thread has brought back memories of the arnotts family all sorts except that the tic tocs were always gone by the time I got there.

Could this be the cause of my extreme MFCSS?

48 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Exactly. If the club was hellbent on getting rid of a damaged player the MFC would have accepted pick 11

it didn’t happen. 

Pick 11 doesn’t get us May. Pointless to accept it.

Freo knew that of course.


39 minutes ago, SFebes said:

Delta cream all the way 

I’m absolutely shocked the Iced Vo-Vo hasn’t been mentioned. 

What is has this world come to??

4 minutes ago, EnterTheDragon said:

Sue ... if you don’t think AFL clubs are capable of all manner of shenanigans when it comes to recruiting and poaching players you’re a tad in the naive column.

They may engage in shenanigans but are you so naive as to think that would affect a pro team of opponents?

1 minute ago, McQueen said:

I’m absolutely shocked the Iced Vo-Vo hasn’t been mentioned. 

What is has this world come to??

now that was a serious up market biscuit

Did you live by the river?

1 minute ago, EnterTheDragon said:

Pick 11 doesn’t get us May. Pointless to accept it.

Freo knew that of course.

Not pointless to accept it if we are as desperate to get rid of hogan as you have been saying.  You want it both ways. 


4 minutes ago, EnterTheDragon said:

Pick 11 doesn’t get us May. Pointless to accept it.

Freo knew that of course.

But you are saying the MFC are pushing him out the door ? 

i am saying this is not the case. The deal must be A Grade or its off

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1 minute ago, EnterTheDragon said:

Pick 11 doesn’t get us May. Pointless to accept it.

Freo knew that of course.

Yes, but you’re the one who keeps carping on about how his position is untenable now. If that’s true then it’s irrelevant whether what we get in return helps get May or not. 

You’ve been out-logicked(?) by WYL.

Just now, McQueen said:

I’m absolutely shocked the Iced Vo-Vo hasn’t been mentioned. 

What is has this world come to??

FFS ... it was listed #13 !!!

#13 ICED VOVO

How exactly the pink fondant stays creamy and smooth in the packet is still a mystery. Either way, this icing, jam and coconut combo has our tastebuds singing.

 
44 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Didn't we come out and say we would have taken 5 & 23 had Freo not pulled the pin on Friday? 

No-one from Melbourne officially said anything. Damian Barrett reported on trade radio  that he had heard Melbourne would’ve accepted 5 & 23. No source given. 


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