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GAMEDAY - Preliminary Final vs Eagles

Neitz the Great
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Give a team the ball and they kill you. Turnovers destroying us. Also getting smashed in contested ball. 

 
 

Well boys it’s been a fantastic year

If we win this it will be a miracle

Game over if TMac continues in the backline


Way to [censored] [censored] on your supporter base, Melbourne. What an embarrassing quarter. Totally overawed by the occasion.

Yeah this has been the worst quarter we’ve played since the St Kilda disaster. Untimely. 

 

Well, I just hope Ticketek enjoy my $5 donation 

No leadership. Gone to water. Not handling the moment. 

Has been a good ride. What so disappointing is where a lot better than this. Got to say Weagles have been pretty good andscoreboard actually flatters us. Just need to settle we are our kaosing ourselves. Remind me of 88 grand final when we were slaughtered.

Just now, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

On the plus side...

We've done nothing right at all, so there's plenty of upside if we can grip the ball

If you could sell optimism like that, you would make a fortune. ?

Massive choke

game over


The quarter from us couldn’t have been worse, but it could’ve been a whole lot worse had the Eagles taken their chances. 3 quarters left, time to learn something about our team. 

We have been obliterated at our own game, high pressure contested possessions. We also need to start sticking our handballs. 


This is now embarrassing 

At least give it a go FFS. Wake up!

 

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