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Grand Final Entertainment

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Honestly couldn't give a rip about the entertainment. As long as it's semi popular acts that can do their 3 songs and get off it will get the job done. They don't need to spend a million dollars on some world beater.

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    2 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    Mind you angry Anderson in the hovercraft was memorable ....

    Saw it in person at the one GF played at Waverley

    Wasnt it the bat mobile 

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    You guys are boring. The Black Eyed Peas are going to smash it. They have some great songs that get most people pumped up, and even of they are a bit long in the tooth now, they will still get the crowd up and about.

    Can't was to watch them while the Demons are warming up in the rooms ?.

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    2 hours ago, ProperDee said:

    Who gives a rats ring about the entertainment. The Wiggles could be screaming Sweet Child of Mine whilst nude and I wouldn't even give it a  glance. It's only about the footy.

    Actually wouldnt mind seeing th at. It would raise the standard. Blue wiggle can keep his clothes on though.

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    5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    dees will be the only entertainment i want, ethan, the rest is just fugazi

     

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    I can't tell you how much I hate Grandfinal day "entertainment". There have been a few successes and a long litany of failures, but for me it is just an annoying thing that diverts attention away from the footy. I just wish the AFL would focus on the actual game, and leave off 80% of the carp that surrounds the day (e.g. interviewing idiot fans in the car park, doing 3-second vacuous interviews with arriving players and coaches, images of planes flying over, images of politicians and C grade celebrities sitting in the stands). 

    I just want to watch the game. And I want to watch the Dees win one. 

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    3 hours ago, chook fowler said:

    Would have preferred Chad Morgan.

    I sold Chad a refrigerator on the Sunshine Coast many years back.

    Until that point I was sure that his teef were fake, and part of his act.

    I was horrified to realise they were his actual teef

    ewwww

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    9 minutes ago, faultydet said:

    I sold Chad a refrigerator on the Sunshine Coast many years back.

    Until that point I was sure that his teef were fake, and part of his act.

    I was horrified to realise they were his actual teef

    ewwww

    I hear he’s to be found in the Pies cheer squad 

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    6 hours ago, Smokey said:

    Hey hey back up a bit, Jimmy is a national treasure. Ain't no second prize a certainty to feature. 

    Black eyed peas though? Very lame. I didn't think they existed anymore.  

    If they wanted a hip hop act, they have plenty of commercially viable Australian artists to choose from. 

    The Sunnyboys are still touring, wish we could get a proper Aussie band like that :(

    The Sunnyboys are still touring, wish we could get a proper Aussie band like that

    or even The Saints. 

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    What I want to see is a player get on stage (jack reiwold style) and perform lady lumps with them.... Is this even possible (are they doing a after match?) 

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    On 9/14/2018 at 10:31 AM, Deestroy All said:

    What? You don’t want musical acts chosen by people that can barely run the sport they manage?

    I’m with ET. It’s embarrassing every year. In fact the only reason a take a quick glance at the entertainment is to see if they topped the last embarrassment. 

    The advantages of the entertainment 'slot' at the game is twofold:

    1. It is a great chance to get to spend considerable time to buy a beer and a pie with dead horse at the crowded vendors, and

    2. It is a great time to quaff a few frothies at the bar, and still carry one safely and spill-free back to your seat.

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    On 9/14/2018 at 10:51 AM, Smokey said:

    Bogan music? Lol sorry your highness 

    Who are the regular classical artists you normally listen to at a sensible volume in the Range Rover on your way to high tea? 

    I don't drive a RR or drink tea, but don't like Barnsey either, people are allowed to have an opinion Smokey.

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    Obviously Chainmale wasn't available

     

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