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Spoke to Max’s family member this morning. She said he was unusually quiet but very much in the zone and very focused. Hope his team mates are there with him.

Go Dees ❤️?

Fuggit. 

Just cracked a tin to calm the nerves.

 
6 minutes ago, DSP said:

Wow.

 

Can see at least 20 plus dees supporters at station.

 

We are out in full force tonight!!

I’m on a train full of Dees supporters. Everyone is upbeat and chatty. It’s a nice change.

4 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

3 hrs to go ... still time for Gil to pull something.

au pair play offs


I don't know what to say.

I don't know what to do.

I have no insights, no analysis, no words of wit.

Nothing.

Not nervous, but full of anxious energy. A shower then off to the G.

Will get nervous if the game continues to be close the longer it gets. But [censored] it, optimism here, looking forward to attending my first Dees final in 12 years.

Will be there in full voice tonight. Hope for an overwhelming Dees crowd, and an argument or 2 with [censored] supporters!

5 minutes ago, jane02 said:

I’m on a train full of Dees supporters. Everyone is upbeat and chatty. It’s a nice change.

A benefit of being on the Sandringham line. Im carrying a spare scarf for a Carlton supporter that sill be watching the game with me and another mate. A condition of supplying extra ticket was that they wear a Melbourne scarf and face paint. 

Lots of anxious energy, need a drink. 

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4 minutes ago, Stretch Johnson said:

I don't know what to say.

I don't know what to do.

I have no insights, no analysis, no words of wit.

Nothing.

Beer is the solution, stretch.


Anyone outside the G, how busy are we looking?

 

Wondering if there's time for a few quick pints ?

Morrison, Findlay and Chamberlain the umpires tonight.

Gus's mate is a plus, ?, but more importantly no bald pr!ck tonight

19 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

3 hrs to go ... still time for Gil to pull something.

Sounds like Gil's speciality...

Melbourne supporters outnumbering Geelong in the CBD by 20-1. I've seen more Storm supporters than Geelong.


16 minutes ago, Stretch Johnson said:

I don't know what to say.

I don't know what to do.

I have no insights, no analysis, no words of wit.

Nothing.

My life in a nutshell.

Just got into the members now. Massive turnout which isnt a surprise.  Jones, brayshaw and salem came out for a walk and everyone turned around and cheered. 

4 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

This is already, by far, the best game day thread we have ever had. 

?

Give it a few hours!

20 minutes ago, Stretch Johnson said:

I don't know what to say.

I don't know what to do.

I have no insights, no analysis, no words of wit.

Nothing.

In such an emergency, GO DEMONS!!!!!!! is never out of place

13 minutes ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

i'm surprised about how lacking in nerves i am

just genuinely excited

As I

Ive no idea what the outcome will really be but I SUSPECT we'll win and it'll be well deserved.

I think we'll have a real crack at this  as youd think...but some teams get the yips and do rabbit impressions.

Absolutely game on tonight. The boys are hungry...but they have some calmer heads directing the team energy.

Quite , and quietly, confident we'll avenge our own Demons. 


2 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Buying a bottle of Whiskey ? and Cigarettes before the game starts. 

 

This Is Serious Mum....

I think you are thinking of Oasis there SWYL. 

This Is Serious Mum were more this speed.

Though I am appreciating all the recent references to Uncle Humphrey that have been going around. Well played gents.

 

Everywhere I turn I see red and blue with a little purple for the storm, it’s a glorious sight 

 
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A Friday night in Alice, always a lot of shouting from the drunks in Todd river, well tonight I reckon I am going to put them to shame, I pity anyone wanting to go to sleep living within a 100m radius

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Just warned the neighbours!

Apparently even if we lose tonight, we are still in with a shot. At least according to Slobbo we are.

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