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Every week it seems the AFL sticks its nose into some social issue nobody actually going along to watch the game even cares about varying from rainbow round to culture round, indiginous round, retro round and last week it went with some sort of minority religious group round. Well knock me over with a hamster- its the final round of the year and the theme is blank!

I was throwing around a few ideas at the local last night with a few fellow sharp thinkers and sticking with the minority religious idea we came across a marvellous idea for this weeks round, make round 23 a recognition round for a small group known as the Demon worshippers, with our club called the demons and a big ass demon on our logo our match would be the perfect place to showcase such a theme. The Demon worshippers appear to be an underground group who dress a little Gothic are I realise some would be put off by the idea of their rat sacrificing rituals but there has been several Melbourne councils complaining about a rat invasion in recent times so one could argue that this group is in fact doing a community service.

Well there you have it a simple recognition round reaching out to another minority group and gives them a reason to love big Gil and the AFL like all of their other beneficiaries of the AFL’s weekly social engineering initiatives. Good idea, ok idea or fantastic idea?

 

 

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    6 minutes ago, Big Demon said:

    Every week it seems the AFL sticks its nose into some social issue nobody actually going along to watch the game even cares about varying from rainbow round to culture round, indiginous round, retro round and last week it went with some sort of minority religious group round. Well knock me over with a hamster- its the final round of the year and the theme is blank!

    I was throwing around a few ideas at the local last night with a few fellow sharp thinkers and sticking with the minority religious idea we came across a marvellous idea for this weeks round, make round 23 a recognition round for a small group known as the Demon worshippers, with our club called the demons and a big ass demon on our logo our match would be the perfect place to showcase such a theme. The Demon worshippers appear to be an underground group who dress a little Gothic are I realise some would be put off by the idea of their rat sacrificing rituals but there has been several Melbourne councils complaining about a rat invasion in recent times so one could argue that this group is in fact doing a community service.

    Well there you have it a simple recognition round reaching out to another minority group and gives them a reason to love big Gil and the AFL like all of their other beneficiaries of the AFL’s weekly social engineering initiatives. Good idea, ok idea or fantastic idea?

     

     

    What?

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    34 minutes ago, Big Demon said:

    Every week it seems the AFL sticks its nose into some social issue nobody actually going along to watch the game even cares about varying from rainbow round to culture round, indiginous round, retro round and last week it went with some sort of minority religious group round. Well knock me over with a hamster- its the final round of the year and the theme is blank!

    I was throwing around a few ideas at the local last night with a few fellow sharp thinkers and sticking with the minority religious idea we came across a marvellous idea for this weeks round, make round 23 a recognition round for a small group known as the Demon worshippers, with our club called the demons and a big ass demon on our logo our match would be the perfect place to showcase such a theme. The Demon worshippers appear to be an underground group who dress a little Gothic are I realise some would be put off by the idea of their rat sacrificing rituals but there has been several Melbourne councils complaining about a rat invasion in recent times so one could argue that this group is in fact doing a community service.

    Well there you have it a simple recognition round reaching out to another minority group and gives them a reason to love big Gil and the AFL like all of their other beneficiaries of the AFL’s weekly social engineering initiatives. Good idea, ok idea or fantastic idea?

     

     

    Drugs are bad mate

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    I'm all in favour of sacrificing a virgin before a game to appease the football gods, but it's 2018. It's not like there are any left.

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    Strange thread, have enough themes anyway 

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    Fortnite Round

    Dab Round

    Drake Round

    Culture Kings Round

    Vape Round

     

    Make it happen, AFL.

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    I think you are looking for 4Chan. We are sure to have a considerable number of neckbeards in here, but thankfully their ramblings have been kept to a minimum.

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    Funny post.... didn't follow a lot of it though. One thing I'm sure about however, is I don't think it could ever like, let alone love 'big Gil', or his smarmy brother.

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    2 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    I think you are looking for 4Chan. We are sure to have a considerable number of neckbeards in here, but thankfully their ramblings have been kept to a minimum.

    And thank goodness for that.

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    a round for global peace . . . we all hold hands in the smokers stand and chant kum-ba-yah. 

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    It’s “we made finals so all you haters can go suck it” round. 

    Edited by Jaded

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    21 hours ago, Big Demon said:

    Make round 23 a recognition round for a small group known as the Demon worshippers, with our club called the demons and a big ass demon on our logo our match would be the perfect place to showcase such a theme. The Demon worshippers appear to be an underground group who dress a little Gothic

     

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    21 hours ago, Big Demon said:

    Every week it seems the AFL sticks its nose into some social issue nobody actually going along to watch the game even cares about varying from rainbow round to culture round, indiginous round, retro round and last week it went with some sort of minority religious group round. Well knock me over with a hamster- its the final round of the year and the theme is blank!

    I was throwing around a few ideas at the local last night with a few fellow sharp thinkers and sticking with the minority religious idea we came across a marvellous idea for this weeks round, make round 23 a recognition round for a small group known as the Demon worshippers, with our club called the demons and a big ass demon on our logo our match would be the perfect place to showcase such a theme. The Demon worshippers appear to be an underground group who dress a little Gothic are I realise some would be put off by the idea of their rat sacrificing rituals but there has been several Melbourne councils complaining about a rat invasion in recent times so one could argue that this group is in fact doing a community service.

    Well there you have it a simple recognition round reaching out to another minority group and gives them a reason to love big Gil and the AFL like all of their other beneficiaries of the AFL’s weekly social engineering initiatives. Good idea, ok idea or fantastic idea?

     

     

     

    I can see you’re trying to be funny, but I wouldn’t start booking gigs for your stand up routine.

    Poor attempt.

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    1 hour ago, Mach5 said:

     

    I can see you’re trying to be funny, but I wouldn’t start booking gigs for your stand up routine.

    Poor attempt.

    Geez, hardline.

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    23. Dermott Round. All the commentators must butcher their words with words they don't know the meaning of.

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    4 hours ago, red&blue1982 said:

    Geez, hardline.

     

    Was it?

    I was just... disappointed. If it’s going to be such a weak attempt, why bother?

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    Gill resignation round would sound pretty good 

    And Shocking and Christian can go with him. 

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