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Demons on Masterchef (16/5/18)

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50 minutes ago, jackaub said:

Why cant this club stay away fro m this type of  Bu$%*hit  promotion  Adds nothing to the club and diverts attention

Concentrate on Playing and training for the next Game

Carlton will not be easy and we need to put 100 % effort in to beat them

Yeh too right. The last thing our sponsers and club want is exposure to a national audience on the highest rating show on TV. 

Fools. PJ is really losing his touch.

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    1 hour ago, jackaub said:

    Why cant this club stay away fro m this type of  Bu$%*hit  promotion  Adds nothing to the club and diverts attention

    Concentrate on Playing and training for the next Game

    Carlton will not be easy and we need to put 100 % effort in to beat them

    You do realise its pre-recorded right?

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    Just now, Left Foot Snap said:

    You do realise its pre-recorded right?

    Doesn't matter really it's a diversion we can do with out

    Let some other chump team do it 

    Adds zero to the season in my opinion 

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    I don’t care for all you wet blankets. I love Masterchef and I love Melbourne.

    I can’t wait to watch it tonight to the subtle background groans of my boyfriend who thinks everything I watch on tv is garbage. 

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    10 minutes ago, jackaub said:

    Doesn't matter really it's a diversion we can do with out

    Let some other chump team do it 

    Adds zero to the season in my opinion 

    Haha oh Jack. There’s always one.

    I’d love to know how this is a ‘diversion’. 

    Mass exposure to an audience that otherwise wouldn’t see the MFC, great work by the club.

    If we lose this week though it will definitely be down to that over cooked steak 4 months ago...

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    2 hours ago, jackaub said:

    Why cant this club stay away fro m this type of  Bu$%*hit  promotion  Adds nothing to the club and diverts attention

    Concentrate on Playing and training for the next Game

    Carlton will not be easy and we need to put 100 % effort in to beat them

    You think they’re filming it live tonight?

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    13 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

    You think they’re filming it live tonight?

    They're not?

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    This was filmed so long ago we’re still promoting the old sponsors 

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    51 minutes ago, binman said:

    They're not?

    If they were I guarantee you Petracca would be out this week with food poisoning. 

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    10 hours ago, jackaub said:

    Why cant this club stay away fro m this type of  Bu$%*hit  promotion  Adds nothing to the club and diverts attention

    Concentrate on Playing and training for the next Game

    Carlton will not be easy and we need to put 100 % effort in to beat them

    Tend to agree. I'm one of those old fashioned types that prefer to see our players as footballers not entertainers.  

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    16 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Tend to agree. I'm one of those old fashioned types that prefer to see our players as footballers not entertainers.  

    It was filmed last October. 

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    21 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Tend to agree. I'm one of those old fashioned types that prefer to see our players as footballers not entertainers.  

    To use a Masterchef idiom:  they are the garnish and not the hero of the dish.  They wander in, scoff some grub, and Jonesy says “tastes good, dunnit?”  Rest of the show is about short pockets angry George, look away and I’ll eat you Matt and totally irrelevant Gary yelling at the poor bastards, and some cooking in between watching people rush around for no reason and recaps.

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    This will be the show that reveals how Jack Watts lost the trust of his teammates. First he asks if there is a sommelier on set. Then, speaking of the pea soup, that he was expecting an element of surprise, but was let down by its pervading ordinariness. Of the steak and chips, that it was abstract but rarely obvious, and used too much tomato sauce. Of the bread and butter pudding, that it was emotionally complex with a hint of eroticism, but ultimately let down the taster by not having any real link to the the active perception it is signifying.

    Footballers will tolerate a lot, but not that.

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    I guess another epic spew from Gawnie is too much to ask for ...

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    Gee people chill, it's just a challenge on a cooking show. Its a challenge at the mcg. So of course they would get us. I bet if they got the pies people would be on here saying why didn't they get us. It's our ground. 

    Im a tad surprised they didn't get Richmond,  but as it was filmed last yr they were busy with finals.  Anyway just enjoy it.

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    2 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Tend to agree. I'm one of those old fashioned types that prefer to see our players as footballers not entertainers.  

    So you don’t regard football as entertainment, but rather as a metaphor for life’s struggles?

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    Just watched 2 minutes of this show.Horrible.Have not watched it before.Is it George Caloumbaris yelling at contestants? Why?Because it’s a bullying work environment.I was a TAFE teacher and 30 years ago l had a student retraining to get of cooking because of the bulling workplace he was in .

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    No pleasing some..

    Yes..much better it was Collingwood... Carlton... Norda Melbun..   Foootiskrayyy .....or Oh we're from..  Those fools on the hill ??!

    Get a grip.. what harm ? 

    Well done MFC 

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