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GAMEDAY - Round 1

Whispering_Jack
in Melbourne Demons

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1 minute ago, doc roet said:

And Clarries play on.

He didn’t think it was 15, neither did I. 

 

Was Clarries mark a mark, I assume he thought it was play on.  It was a very short kick but I can never be sure nowadays on how they call it.

Just now, Chris said:

Firstly f you for using the word ‘tard’ And secondly we weren’t far off while missing some of our best. We also had glaring weaknesses to work on. 

'Sup Tard?

We lost, deal with it princess.

Plenty more to come, even if we do make finals.

 

Gutted but not despondent ....... but it takes 4 quarters of our best, not three and a bit, to beat the decent teams.

1 minute ago, Demon Disciple said:

We had it Batman, Gawn just choked.

He didnt choke, it was just a crap kick


[censored] that sucks, but we can only blame ourselves. Why Tyson and Brayshaw where never selected instead of Wagner and Maynard I will never know.

[censored] Geelong

1 minute ago, ding said:

'Sup Tard?

We lost, deal with it princess.

Plenty more to come, even if we do make finals.

Yes we did lose, and if you wish to continue insulting disabled people the world over then good for you, instantly shows you for the lowlife you must be. 

 
3 minutes ago, doc roet said:

And Clarries play on.

I think he must’ve thought it didn’t go far enough. 


To be fair, that kick didn't go 15, so he played on not to get caught.

At the end of the day, 3/4 of decent football doesn't cut it. We still haven't learned anything by our fade outs last year (astounding given it cost us a place in the finals).

No point looking over all the singular moments that could've changed the result, it was Gawn's to win and he couldn't handle finishing it off. No point taking the great grab if you can't kick it from 30 out directly in front.

Missing out on the 8 by half a % and now losing this game right off the bat. Insane

Max ??

1 minute ago, Chris said:

Yes we did lose, and if you wish to continue insulting disabled people the world over then good for you, instantly shows you for the lowlife you must be. 

lol lemme send you a box of Kleenex possum.

If you want to associate my comments with disabled people then you actually ARE a "tard and i lol @ you.

 

2nd qtr killed us. It was that bad


2 minutes ago, ding said:

lol lemme send you a box of Kleenex possum.

If you want to associate my comments with disabled people then you actually ARE a "tard and i lol @ you.

 

What exactly do you think tard means halfwit?!

Im happy by the way (except for the footy) and it isn’t me showing the world im an uneducated halfwitted moron who doesn’t even understand the meaning of the words they say. 

2 minutes ago, ding said:

lol lemme send you a box of Kleenex possum.

If you want to associate my comments with disabled people then you actually ARE a "tard and i lol @ you.

 

Then perhaps you could explain what “tard” refers to?  Having a mentally retarded family member, I do find it quite offensive, regardless of what your intent may or may not be.

Were they really burning after missing the 8

not hungry enough for the win

ins  brayshaw Tyson frost 

outs. Hannan Maynard Wagner 

Edited by spirit of norm smith
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Effort was there for 3 quarters and we had our chance.  Thought Fritsch looked promising, and ignoring the miss Gawn looked great.  Lever lost 3 of his first 4 one on ones and really didn’t see how Wagner made best 22 at selection, and reckon it cost us on the day.  Sucks so much, but we got back into it and almost snatched it back...

Couldn’t get over a couple of the last quarter Lewis efforts - some straight-forward handballs were just awful, tired and effortless - just bobbed up and were plucked straight out by Cats players.  

4 minutes ago, Chris said:

What exactly do you think tard means halfwit?!

Im happy by the way (except for the footy) and it isn’t me showing the world im an uneducated halfwitted moron who doesn’t even understand the meaning of the words they say. 

lol if you have never heard the word "fargtard" (sic) than you have lead a sheltered life.

ZERO to do with disabled people. Nobody but pathetic virtue signaler would whine like you did.

Edited by ding


1 minute ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Were they really burning after missing the 8

not hungry enough for the win

ins  brayshaw Tyson frost 

outs. Hannan Maynard Wagner 

Maynard was decent and Hannan woke up after halftime. I don't know why people just pick on Maynard

We blew it with our traditional “go to sleep for an entire quarter” malaise 

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