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Round 19 Non MFC matches.

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Something tells me Bruce would love to be in the centre of the Hawthorn players during the singing of their team song, except they're not singing, and they're naked. 

 
34 minutes ago, binman said:

Funny you should say that amdam. I was thinking how weird that comment was - not just the actual words, also the weird sexualized tone.

'Weird sexualized tone' is right. Although that's pretty much been Bruce's shtick for 30 years. So they got that programming right.

Edited by AmDamDemon

 
16 minutes ago, Undeeterred said:

And I swear to Christ if Brian Taylor once more says 'X is under [insert adjective] pressure' I will f rigging spew.

oh god, i just did......better go and get a towel..

10 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Something tells me Bruce would love to be in the centre of the Hawthorn players during the singing of their team song, except they're not singing, and they're naked. 

Stop it.....what an awful image!


40 minutes ago, binman said:

Funny you should say that amdam. I was thinking how weird that comment was - not just the actual words, also the weird sexualized tone.

A shoe-in for Lethlean's old position  (no, not 'missionary')

 
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59 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Sydney looking very average, perhaps to be expected after 7 in a row? Hawks getting a good run from the umps is helping as well.

I think it's more to do with their opponent.


lol at BT implying GWS is one of the in-form teams in the competition.

18 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Something tells me Bruce would love to be in the centre of the Hawthorn players during the singing of their team song, except they're not singing, and they're naked. 

Brucekakke

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1 minute ago, Chook said:

lol at BT implying GWS is one of the in-form teams in the competition.

Hes such an idiot.

Surely that was sexual assault from the Hawks player…but this is a footy field so you can do anything up to and including "love taps" and smooches.


Hawks have just stopped. 0 goals since midway through the 2nd quarter.


3 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Any danger of the Hawks getting a goal any time soon?

Evidently so...

Hawks got that lead from some absolute brilliance from Burgoyne. Without him they just haven't looked like it. Even that recent goal was pure luck.

Edited by Chook

Such a chit game. 

Mates and I have been joking about Bruce, 60% of what he says is the opposite.

oh so and so is such a great kick - point/turn over gial

oh so and so just has so much time - dropping the ball

The hawks will rue that third quarter.

So many shots on goal. Admittedly they were all from hard spots but no cigars.

Looks like the Swans march on.... 10 wins from 11 games or similar ,,,,, sickening

 
1 minute ago, Cards13 said:

Such a chit game. 

Mates and I have been joking about Bruce, 60% of what he says is the opposite.

oh so and so is such a great kick - point/turn over gial

oh so and so just has so much time - dropping the ball

"He's struck it welllllllllllllllllll....... it's a point."


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