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Take Girlong away from home and you have an uncoordinated bunch of [censored].

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1 minute ago, mrtwister said:

Ran past the footy and got him in the head. 

Also jumper punched, spat and racially vilified him. 

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Just now, mrtwister said:

But did he mention that his wife slept with Duck?

I believe he did. Word just came in from GNF. 

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2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Exactly, has to be a week doesn't it? 

And what does McGovern have against side burns? 

You'd hope so,

great for us if he is out

Shuey out and Maxy back in would give us a huge midfield advantage!

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25 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Give Shuey a week for the hit on Dangerfield please.

And Mitchell for his strangle on Selwood

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1 minute ago, CanberraDemon said:

And Mitchell for his strangle on Selwood

He'd better hope not. Can't knee, jumper punch or hurt people's feelings. The sleeper hold is all Mitchell has left.

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12 minutes ago, dl4e said:

Take Girlong away from home and you have an uncoordinated bunch of [censored].

dl4e - Why did you censor the word Pussycats?

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2 minutes ago, mrtwister said:

He'd better hope not. Can't knee, jumper punch or hurt people's feelings. The sleeper hold is all Mitchell has left.

Don't forget which team he's playing next week!

Posted (edited)

rant... only 'cause others do it.

Effing commentators on Tv - post hoc analysis - the only reason someone must miss a goal at the end of the 2nd qrt is exhaustion... mmmm interesting that one, yet the'll run a further 11km throughout the game. I wish I could get paid so much coin for such little insight, naivety, lack of research or understanding... ugh...I listen to ABC and that's great, and I am an angry angry man tonight. 

Cripps didn't miss cause of exhaustion, cause he wasn't willing to risk running in, but the bloke aint exhausted... no likes for me :(

 

farrrrk this even reads like Im drunk...by which I am.

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Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, mrtwister said:

Let's play a game. I'll tell you the free kick count for both teams and see if you can guess which one is which.

Ready?

38/2??

marginally excessive???....for Geelong?

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gee the umps have finally worked out the wc players like to duck and play for a free. Yes those last 2 having a look could have been paid but Shuey for years now has played for the free by ducking. 

Cripps if you want to know how to kick those goals just look at Jack Watts doing it last week. 

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Just now, dees189227 said:

gee the umps have finally worked out the wc players like to duck and play for a free. Yes those last 2 having a look could have been paid but Shuey for years now has played for the free by ducking. 

Cripps if you want to know how to kick those goals just look at Jack Watts doing it last week. 

It's only cause they're playing Geelong that the umps aren't paying it. Watch them go 19-1 again in the first half against us next week.

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Shuey definitely gets a week. I was joking earlier, thought there was nothing in it. He got the head. He goes. 

 

But he's playing us next week. So he could get off and get a default 10 frees for next week. 

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6 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Two of the biggest downhill skiing teams going around.

Only one of these teams has realised the other team isn't very good. 

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6 minutes ago, DominatrixTyson said:

How high is our ceiling DL? Do we want geelong and adelaide to falter and open up s chase for a home qualifier?  Or do we want Wet Toast to depart the finals chase?

I reckon we, Richmond and the Western Bulldogs are all chances for the 4th spot in the top four. We're going for that spot IMO.

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Shuey is every chance to get a week for that bump on Dangerfield. The Fox Footy crew were pretty unanimous that he would be rubbed out.

Posted

 

2 minutes ago, DominatrixTyson said:

How high is our ceiling DL? Do we want geelong and adelaide to falter and open up s chase for a home qualifier?  Or do we want Wet Toast to depart the finals chase?

"The ceiling is the roof. Let's make it happen. Let's keep moving forward." Michael Jordan

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