Riddle Me This

[Straight Sets Simon 23,113]

24 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

Griffin has wings and there's a griffin knife.

How did you know this?

[Kureemy 22]

Not griffin. He's 30

[Adam The God 30,120]

1 hour ago, AzzKikA said:

I think if it was guessed correctly, Riddler would let us know.

 

You reckon? I reckon he's/she's havin' a good laugh. If it's been guessed, it ruins his/her game.

[Deestroy All 14,262]

11 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

How did you know this?

Got one in my Ivan Milat showbag. 

[ManDee 7,124]

38 minutes ago, Redbeard said:

Count out norf and Hawks as he said it's an interstate player, down to 7 clubs

Could be an interstate player playing in Victoria.

[In Harmes Way 7,740]

Is it Lance Franklin?

Lance - bit bigger than a knife, but could be used for buttering

Swan spreads his wings

Franklin river dumps into the ocean???

[wheaters31 671]

Is it Xavier Richards? He's just asked for a trade.

Edited October 17, 2016 by wheaters31

[daisycutter 29,603]

3 minutes ago, wheaters31 said:

Is it Xavier Richards? He's just asked for a trade.

if it is you still have to explain the riddle

[wheaters31 671]

Just now, daisycutter said:

if it is you still have to explain the riddle

He's a swan= spread wings

richards= is a type of butter brand (crazy richards)

sydney is definitely near an ocean= ocean bound

[Straight Sets Simon 23,113]

If the answer isn't Jonathon Griffin then the riddle would want to be mighty good.

[Chris 2,892]

Zak Jones

Zak design do butter dishes

He is from the swans so can spread his wings

He is always bound to Davey Jones' locker (i.e the ocean)

Edited October 17, 2016 by Chris

[DV8 2,271]

2 hours ago, Redbeard said:

Count out norf and Hawks as he said it's an interstate player, down to 7 clubs

Swans,  Crows,  WCE,  (birds)

Brisbane,  Freo,  GC,  Port, (others)

 North, Hawks

[hardtack 10,514]

Jaegermeister will give you wings and eventually leave you shitfaced and all at sea

Someone who spreads butter is known as a "smearer"

Join the dots.

 

[deelete my account 1,194]

21 minutes ago, wheaters31 said:

He's a swan= spread wings

richards= is a type of butter brand (crazy richards)

sydney is definitely near an ocean= ocean bound

Butter: Xavier Gold butter Dish

Knife: Richards knives, made in Sheffield

This is absurd.

Edited October 17, 2016 by DominatrixTyson

[Ethan Tremblay 30,825]

4 minutes ago, hardtack said:

Jaegermeister will give you wings and eventually leave you shitfaced and all at sea

Someone who spreads butter is known as a "smearer"

Join the dots.

 

Jaeger O'Smeara.

Edited October 17, 2016 by Ethan Tremblay

[Deestroy All 14,262]

22 minutes ago, wheaters31 said:

He's a swan= spread wings

richards= is a type of butter brand (crazy richards)

sydney is definitely near an ocean= ocean bound

Could have that nat butter on the end of his Richard. @Ethan Tremblay

[Engorged Onion 10,215]

Easy, let me take you through it

 

docker = ocean bound 

 

I can't believe its not butter= is a type of butter brand 

fabio - was in the ads for I can't believe its not butter

fabio in italian means, bean farmer

 

jeff could take a grab = spreads his wings

 

so its a Jeff Farmer renaissance!!

Edited October 17, 2016 by Danelska

[The Backyard Charizard 1,202]

9 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Jaeger O'Smeara.

I am almost contemplating changing my name on DL to this.... What a cracker!

[FireInTheBennelly 4,072]

3 hours ago, Fifty-5 said:

Not sure about the Riddler but I think next year's draft board has to be called "The Knifeduck Buoy Draft and Trading Board"

Not too shabby, although it might not be moist enough.

[In Harmes Way 7,740]

6 minutes ago, KrazyJay said:

I am almost contemplating changing my name on DL to this.... What a cracker!

You could be Krazy Jaeger O'Smeara

[Earl Hood 6,082]

3 hours ago, Kureemy said:

Not griffin. He's 30

Griffen Logue?

[The Backyard Charizard 1,202]

29 minutes ago, small but forward said:

You could be Krazy Jaeger O'Smeara

Trade week has produced stranger things... I like it!

[KingDingAling 3,752]

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

if it is you still have to explain the riddle

Xavier is a popular brand of butterfly knife.

[Juicebox 628]

I keep telling myself what BS this riddle is.

Yet I still find myself googling "brands of butter knives" and "sea birds butter spreader"

[daisycutter 29,603]

7 minutes ago, KingDingAling said:

Xavier is a popular brand of butterfly knife.

thought you were joking........apparently not 

Xaviar Black Balisong Butterfly Knife - Black Plain