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My 3 word analysis V Hawthorn

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Jones - outstanding 4 quarters

Vince - calming and creative

Watts - great first half

Petracca - touches of magic

Viney - the perfect game

Brayshaw - brave and creative

Gawn - dynamic and focused

Tyson - prolific and effective

Oliver - some sublime touches

Stretch - run and carry

Kent - dangerous and effective

Frost - becoming a weapon

Pederson - some isolated effectiveness 

T.McDonald - always the general

Weideman - found another one

O.McDonald - confidence is everything

Hunt - brave and dynamic

Bugg - played his part

Garlett - needed more involvement 

vandenBerg - was rarely noticed

Jetta -a smart defender

Harmes - provided defensive rebounds

 

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    Wattsy's last Qtr wasn't bad, either.  Responsible for both of Tyson's goals.

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    Sam Mitchell -Go [censored] yourself.

    Luke Hodge-Go [censored] yourself

    Josh Gobson-Eat a bag

    Ben McEvoy-Maxys Lil beatch

    Luke Bruest-Parasitic front runner

    Alistair Clarkson-Grumpy Oompah Loompah

     

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    I thought Vandenburg contributed some valuable body work, tackling and handballs in congestion. 14 possessions and a goal. Servicable

    Frost: solid effort (but please don't try and squeeze between two hawthorn tacklers!)

    Harmes: Double fend off

    Edited by johndemons

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    6 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Sam Mitchell -Go [censored] yourself.

    Luke Hodge-Go [censored] yourself

    Josh Gobson-Eat a bag

    Ben McEvoy-Maxys Lil beatch

    Luke Bruest-Parasitic front runner

    Alistair Clarkson-Grumpy Oompah Loompah

     

    C.Rioli - Free Kick

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    1 minute ago, johndemons said:

    I thought Vandenburg contributed some valuable body work, tackling and handballs in congestion. 14 possessions and a goal. Servicable

    Agreed. I thought he was excellent.

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    7 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Sam Mitchell -Go [censored] yourself.

    Luke Hodge-Go [censored] yourself

    Josh Gobson-Eat a bag

    Ben McEvoy-Maxys Lil beatch

    Luke Bruest-Parasitic front runner

    Alistair Clarkson-Grumpy Oompah Loompah

     

    Post of the year, just quietly. Almost weed myself.

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    55 minutes ago, Vagg said:

    Wattsy's last Qtr wasn't bad, either.  Responsible for both of Tyson's goals.

    That 3 on one where he drew them to him and passed to Tyson was huge. As big of effort as his spin out and pass to Vandenberg against GWS. He thrives under pressure.

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    VDB rarely noticed? Great effort.

    Garlett found it tough to get involved but he seemed to be playing on the wing in a tagging role a lot. 

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    Anyone see vandenBerg push Hodge out of the way with contempt and win a crucial footy early in the last quarter? He doesn't get the footy enough most weeks but what he does do is often impressive.

     

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    IMO there was only one passenger today. But that is majoring in minors.

    Agree with the vast majority of that joeboy.

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    Just now, old dee said:

    IMO there was only one passenger today. But that is majoring in minors.

    Agree with the vast majority of that joeboy.

    Go on, old dee, name him and be done with it.

    I'm not surprised it's you focussing on the one negative on such an utterly brilliant day.

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    Just now, Undeeterred said:

    Go on, old dee, name him and be done with it.

    I'm not surprised it's you focussing on the one negative on such an utterly brilliant day.

    I did not want to disappoint you Undeeterred.

    Seriously this is a thread by Joeboy rating the players. I commented by saying he had vast majority right.

    Sorry to upset your euphoric state. 

    After all these years there is no one happy than me tonight. I hope you are too.

    Oh I almost forgot who it was but I think you know.

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    1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Viney - Beast mode engaged 

    Beast Moze*

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    8 minutes ago, old dee said:

    I did not want to disappoint you Undeeterred.

    Seriously this is a thread by Joeboy rating the players. I commented by saying he had vast majority right.

    Sorry to upset your euphoric state. 

    After all these years there is no one happy than me tonight. I hope you are too.

    Oh I almost forgot who it was but I think you know.

    Good. Roll with it.

    I actually don't. I think they all had a red hot crack today.

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    1 minute ago, Undeeterred said:

    Good. Roll with it.

    I actually don't. I think they all had a red hot crack today.

    Read joeboy again 

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    Sam Mitchell -Go [censored] yourself.

    Luke Hodge-Go [censored] yourself

    Josh Gobson-Eat a bag

    Ben McEvoy-Maxys Lil beatch

    Luke Bruest-Parasitic front runner

    Alistair Clarkson-Grumpy Oompah Loompah

     

    Cyril Rioli: Enjoy your holiday

    James Sicily:            "

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    GOOD TEAM EFFORT 

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