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Clayton Oliver bitten by some VFL spud.

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7 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Anyone remember what penalty Lewis got for his bite on Todd?

A set of falsies?

7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

[censored] all as I remember it!!

I remember the incident clearly

it was a close call that some of the crowd didn't jump the fence. 

The most fired up MFC crowd i can remember

 

 
4 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

The VFL is an absolute joke.

On par with the IOC

21 minutes ago, deanowerner said:

Nothing much on tonight so I've been looking out for the tribunal result with a keen eye.... The bloke Got off with a reprimand after pleading guilty

Booooo! 

Time for a good ol lynch mob 

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Seriously a reprimand for biting is a disgrace. I'm not saying he should've been give a massive ban but I think a week minimum for one of the lowest acts you can do is warranted. Clearly the way Oliver reacted he wasn't impressed.

Seriously if we had an incident that a player got a reprimand for something but the resulting reaction on the park meant we got a 50m penalty and a shot on goal I'd take the reprimand! 

Edited by Pates

32 minutes ago, Pates said:

Seriously a reprimand for biting is a disgrace. I'm not saying he should've been give a massive ban but I think a week minimum for one of the lowest acts you can do is warranted. Clearly the way Oliver reacted he wasn't impressed.

Seriously if we had an incident that a player got a reprimand for something but the resulting reaction on the park meant we got a 50m penalty and a shot on goal I'd take the reprimand!  ...

... especially if we won by less than a goal!!

"The Myke": a limp-wristed slap with wet lettuce for doing something reprehensible.


11 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

This is hard to believe!! Where is pickett?? A thread about the love child and no comment!! FMD !!!!!!

 And FMD ....again!!!!

I think the only explanation is that Pickett is in fact Myke Cook and is so ashamed of what he's done, he can't bring himself to post his apology on this forum....

1 hour ago, AngryAtCasey said:

I think the only explanation is that Pickett is in fact Myke Cook and is so ashamed of what he's done, he can't bring himself to post his apology on this forum....

 

12 hours ago, Steve13 said:

Myke has been given a reprimand having pled guilty to misconduct.

He gets a reprimand and we cop a 50m penalty and a goal. FMD what a joke. Lucky it wasn't a close game.

Our history with the VFL tribunal has been appalling. Sylvia having his jaw broken and Rohan Bail getting king hit behind play.... 

 

Myke didn't just get a reprimand for his bite, he also got a free kick, a 50 metre penalty, and a goal!

If I was him I would go around biting everyone as he has clearly come out in front in that deal!


One of the most extraordinary rulings I've ever heard.  Probably the most extraordinary decision.  You deliberately bite a finger and get reprimanded ?  Incredible.

Have written to the VFL.  Un[censored]believeable.

While not defending the action or the decision, I wonder if the fact Oliver was shoving his fingers in the guys face at the time was taken into account and is part of the reason for such a weak punishment?

 

 
17 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

This is hard to believe!! Where is pickett?? A thread about the love child and no comment!! FMD !!!!!!

 And FMD ....again!!!!

I am Livid.  Better be careful who you rile! Happy with this 'SNAPPY" response Uncle!??

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Edited by picket fence

So let's tell kids all through Victoria that it's ok to bite your opponent whilst playing footy. 

Kids in minor leagues will bite now....

FFS the VFL should be discontinued if that is their attitude

it is now a more dangerous workplace


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