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1 minute ago, JackoTheMuss said:

Erryone chillax, we'll roll Hawthorn next week and all will be forgiven. 

JTM, you're either on too much medication or not enough.

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The coaches also seem to be refusing to budge on the gameplan or mix it up from week to week, trying to ingrain it into the players. 

It's as if the coaches aren't confident about teaching multiple game plans and trying different strategies to suit our opposition. We've been found out the same way against St Kilda, Bulldogs and Port now; why is it so hard to change the gameplan after half time when clearly opposition coaches have worked us out?

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1 minute ago, Return to Glory said:

JTM, you're either on too much medication or not enough.

To quote the gent on your profile pic from one of my favourite films - "I could take 20 times of anything that bastards had and still run a mile!" 

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Bleagh, Nick Reiwoldt commentating at half time on 7. His face makes me ill. 

He looks like a chewed-up Mintie 

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6 minutes ago, JackoTheMuss said:

Erryone chillax, we'll roll Hawthorn next week and all will be forgiven. 

I don't rate hawthorn this year. But with their forwards and ours backs it's hard to see this happening.

Maybe those that rated out Brisbane win will forgive and forget. But for those that could see it last week and didn't just look at the final score, this won't be the case. 

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12 minutes ago, JackoTheMuss said:

To quote the gent on your profile pic from one of my favourite films - "I could take 20 times of anything that bastards had and still run a mile!" 

I suspect you need a Camberwell carrot.

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1 minute ago, Return to Glory said:

I suspect you need a Camberwell carrot.

They are your aerials. They transmit signals directly from the cosmos and into the brain. 

 

I reckon all DLanders could use a Camberwell Carrot from time to time. Too much vitriol

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4 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Gold Coast's Guernsey looks like a clown suit, big fake collar included.

Perfectly represents the club then, doesn't it?

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why is the dogs/filth game so low scoring? i'm not watching. have they gone back to man on man or playing an extra man in the backline?

dogs are usually a free flowing attacking side that scores heavily. seems neither side can score.

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2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

why is the dogs/filth game so low scoring? i'm not watching. have they gone back to man on man or playing an extra man in the backline?

dogs are usually a free flowing attacking side that scores heavily. seems neither side can score.

Both teams bombing it into their respective fwd 50's, a lot of intercepted marks. Quite scrappy game.

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Adams is a hammy. He won't be there. Fasolo I think they said a stinger. Crocker? Concussion.

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Frost is a big lummox. Having said that, I'd probably have him in our team.

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1 hour ago, JackoTheMuss said:

Oooh, controversial! I dare you to ring up SEN talkback and raise that one!

The magic towel!!!!   Hawthorn style.

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1 hour ago, america de cali said:

Dynasties like at Hawthorn, Geelong and Brisbane developed quickly.   The way we are going the very best Is a 50/50 shot at a GF in 7-8 years. Incremental improvement is just as likely to reverse. Look at Richmond.

You mean like us having the largest statistical scoring improvement in the modern era? Or are you looking for a flag this season, ADC? I rate your posts, mate, but sometimes you're a little too negative for your own good.

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