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The Jesse Hogan Panic Room - all contract talk here

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NEEDS THE COACHING DEPT TO STRAIGHTEN THIS FLAW OUT!

8 hours ago, Demon Disciple said:

More like Jesse Casboult.................. Although Levi has vice-like hands, Jesse doesn't.

'The Casboult Theory'...just a little niche reference for any listeners to the Two Guys, One Cup podcast out there in Demonland

 
16 hours ago, Emerald said:

Hogan was watching Casey play at Sandringham yesterday,I'd like to think that it was a sign of loyalty.

Maybe he is signing with the Zebras 


On 5/14/2016 at 11:55 AM, willmoy said:

My mother had a chook house in Linton and she told me the story about how one night she watching the front gate of the chook house and a fox came in through the back and

took the second best layer in the farmyard..... 

I certainly hope not! 

It would be good to secure the Weed long term. 

http://m.afl.com.au/news/2016-05-16/rivals-circle-free-agent-demon-defender-neville-jetta

What is it with the AFL media and ramping up speculation about our players in particular this year? First it was Hogan, then McDonald, then Watts, then Kent and now Jetta.

We just finished round 8 - Is it too much to ask to just be able to enjoy football without constant talk of players leaving?

1 hour ago, Scythe said:

What is it with the AFL media and ramping up speculation about our players in particular this year? First it was Hogan, then McDonald, then Watts, then Kent and now Jetta.

Give it a week or 2, and before you know it, they'll start talking about how Viney comes out of contract at the end of 2020 and we will need to sign him up pronto.

 
On 13 May 2016 at 7:25 PM, Members' Wing said:

Course you can. From all his sources the information he's got is that Jesse will stay, but he's covering himself with the 2% being if something unforeseen happens - Dees lose every game for the rest of the season, Jesse finds himself a girl from Perth etc.

Jesse has a girl from Melbourne, Brighton actually.

 

On 5/13/2016 at 7:25 PM, DemonWA said:

With no off field player issues, no crap club management to complain about, no crap recruiting to lament, no tanking dramas or [censored] tribunal decisions,  Demonland is in the midst of self imposed hysteria over a player who has a season and a half to play before he can walk out.

I understand why everyone is worried/ interested, but still makes me chuckle a little.

It would be a massive setback should he leave, but for once the team looks like we don’t rely on just a handful of players. Plus,  If he was to leave or request a trade we’d be holding a handful of aces to get pretty much whatever we wanted from an opposition club!

‘I believe in Tom Jesse’

Well put!  First thing I did was chuckle out loud.  Then I shook myself off and decided to self impose an absence of Demonland for a time. Adios amigo's.


4 hours ago, Older demon said:

Jesse has a girl from Melbourne, Brighton actually.

 

Great news OD, hopefully he's head over heels!

3 hours ago, Members' Wing said:

Great news OD, hopefully he's head over heels!

And she flat out refuses to move interstate... And is also a fertile and gifted athlete.... And a lifelong Melbourne supporter.

14 hours ago, Older demon said:

Jesse has a girl from Melbourne, Brighton actually.

 

I say offer him more girls, the more the merrier

 

 

14 hours ago, Older demon said:

Jesse has a girl from Melbourne, Brighton actually.

 

Hes buying a property in South Yarra too.

He is staying with the MFC for a long time, nothing is surer.

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8 minutes ago, Petraccattack said:

 

Hes buying a property in South Yarra too.

He is staying with the MFC for a long time, nothing is surer.

He's also bought a property in Scarborough too.

5 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

He also bought a penthouse in New York.

He is housesharing with me in South Yarra...

41 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

He's also bought a property in Scarborough too.

Doubleview but close enough, zoned site which will see the old placed knocked down and two put up in it's place eventually.  Sound investment in financial terms and also means Jesse no longer has to couch surf and wear out his welcome at mates and their families places in and around Perth.  With his parents no longer in Perth and other family members living a bit further out from the CBD really think this has been latched onto by the WA media Langdon in particular who made comment last night that Hogan couldn't wait to get out of the joint.  Mark those 2 date down Dees fans for Langdon quotes

Feb 27th 2016 - Melbourne are no good and they wont win 5 games this year

May 16th 2016 - you get a feel for players like Daniel Rich who has set up with a girlfriend and want to stay in a place and you get other who I talk to like Jesse Hogan who can't wait to get out of the joint 

1 minute ago, Pennant St Dee said:

Doubleview but close enough, zoned site which will see the old placed knocked down and two put up in it's place eventually.  Sound investment in financial terms and also means Jesse no longer has to couch surf and wear out his welcome at mates and their families places in and around Perth.  With his parents no longer in Perth and other family members living a bit further out from the CBD really think this has been latched onto by the WA media Langdon in particular who made comment last night that Hogan couldn't wait to get out of the joint.  Mark those 2 date down Dees fans for Langdon quotes

Feb 27th 2016 - Melbourne are no good and they wont win 5 games this year

May 16th 2016 - you get a feel for players like Daniel Rich who has set up with a girlfriend and want to stay in a place and you get other who I talk to like Jesse Hogan who can't wait to get out of the joint 

 

Karl Langdon, dear lord....  does he get much airtime over there PSD?

Cant remember the last time I saw that bloke or even heard him talk but it must have been back in his playing days.  So glad he is totally ignored in Victoria. 


1 minute ago, Petraccattack said:

 

Karl Langdon, dear lord....  does he get much airtime over there PSD?

Cant remember the last time I saw that bloke or even heard him talk but it must have been back in his playing days.  So glad he is totally ignored in Victoria. 

He's on 6PR nightly and has an unhealthy obsession with Hogan.

11 minutes ago, nutbean said:

He is housesharing with me in South Yarra...

I'M HIS PERSONAL GO TO DR. FENCE!!

1 hour ago, nutbean said:

He is housesharing with me in South Yarra...

he said to me the other day that if demonland doesn't get off his back he'll be heading west

 
3 hours ago, picket fence said:

I'M HIS PERSONAL GO TO DR. FENCE!!

Yeah? Well I'm his smiling coach!

1 minute ago, Choke said:

Yeah? Well I'm his smiling coach!

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