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Has Jesse bought a house in Perth..?

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Not when he doesn't have to say it, but without prompting offers it.

But look mate, I don't care what you believe. You can worry yourself in bed every night as you try to get to sleep.

I do however, question your intelligence.

Wow..
 

Hahaha!!

The world will end in 48 hours

Should i put a paperbag over my head?

If you want...

Will it help?

No....

But it's a good excuse for three pints at lunchtime... ;)

My shrink says worry only about things you have control over.

If you have control then nothing to worry about.

 

If he had purchased a house in Borewood , I would be seriously worried!

Is that another name for Burswood? Or that place in Melbourne suboring?

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Not overly worried. We have the next two years to show that the club is going to play finals and be a contender. If we can do that he'll most likely stick around, especially if Fremantle and West Coast drop off a bit. If we stay in the cellar then he'll be a certainty to move back to Perth.

Who thinks we won't be playing finals in two years?

 

All the usual suspects on this thread performing in character. Stuie acting like the Dland cop that he is, Hannibal belittling other posters to prop himself up, BBO chiming in with his ambitious minimal wit, 'Scoop' Dazzle with the latest news and Chicken Little HH expecting the worst. Stuie will of course, point out the irony of my post and tell me I'm missing the point. All we need now is a gif from Song.

My shrink says worry only about things you have control over.

If you have control then nothing to worry about.

If you have nothing then why give a flying about control.

I want to kill your shrink with my bare hands.

Or bore him with cliches and charge him $300 an hour.

Tell him to make a decision.


All the usual suspects on this thread performing in character. Stuie acting like the Dland cop that he is, Hannibal belittling other posters to prop himself up, BBO chiming in with his ambitious minimal wit, 'Scoop' Dazzle with the latest news and Chicken Little HH expecting the worst. Stuie will of course, point out the irony of my post and tell me I'm missing the point. All we need now is a gif from Song.

we missed your belittling compliments to cap off a perfect(ly dull) evening.

we missed your belittling compliments to cap off a perfect(ly dull) evening.

Sorry I forgot you Biff. No hard feelings

All the usual suspects on this thread performing in character. Stuie acting like the Dland cop that he is, Hannibal belittling other posters to prop himself up, BBO chiming in with his ambitious minimal wit, 'Scoop' Dazzle with the latest news and Chicken Little HH expecting the worst. Stuie will of course, point out the irony of my post and tell me I'm missing the point. All we need now is a gif from Song.

Where is HH? I haven't seen him in ages.

All the usual suspects on this thread performing in character. Stuie acting like the Dland cop that he is, Hannibal belittling other posters to prop himself up, BBO chiming in with his ambitious minimal wit, 'Scoop' Dazzle with the latest news and Chicken Little HH expecting the worst. Stuie will of course, point out the irony of my post and tell me I'm missing the point. All we need now is a gif from Song.

Ill assume chicken little HH refers to me

If so, feel free to show me the part of my post where I am expecting the worst or anything remotely close to negativity

I wouldn't be too concerned!!!

Chill out posters!

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Not overly worried. We have the next two years to show that the club is going to play finals and be a contender. If we can do that he'll most likely stick around, especially if Fremantle and West Coast drop off a bit. If we stay in the cellar then he'll be a certainty to move back to Perth.

Who thinks we won't be playing finals in two years?

I'm sick of all this talk from newbie players big headed and wet behind the ears of "lets see how well we do in a couple of years before I make a firm commitment". I want to hear something like, "I'm committed to the challenge to help raising this club up to premiership contention". If they give a 100% for four or five seasons and nothing happens then fine. They gave their best and can depart with honour. I have nothing but contempt for this new wave mercenary attitude. Hogan is the type of player to lead us to success not the kind to hang back from the tail.

Edited by america de cali

All the usual suspects on this thread performing in character. Stuie acting like the Dland cop that he is, Hannibal belittling other posters to prop himself up, BBO chiming in with his ambitious minimal wit, 'Scoop' Dazzle with the latest news and Chicken Little HH expecting the worst. Stuie will of course, point out the irony of my post and tell me I'm missing the point. All we need now is a gif from Song.

I have been called worse on here so il take that.

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