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If we beat Freo I will ...

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Send Roos and Jackson a very very positive email! :cool:

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    wake up, and be disappointed it was just a dream

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    This has got to be one of the easiest weeks for jokes in this thread....

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    complain that the winning margin was too small. blame bad kicking, jw, jt, pr, pj, slobbo and efc

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    Start despairing that it now means we will lose to GWS as we NEVER! win two in a row. Which in turn means we won't break our Etihad hoodoo.

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    Wear a veil of positivity.

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    We just have to have "positivity" all over it. Imagine a **Demon crowd with veil of positivity at Etihad** in the final round!

    ** = long shot

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    If we beat Freo I will...

    ...be actually the most shocked I have ever been.

    No player on our list who has only ever played for Melbourne has *ever* won in Perth. Can you believe that? That means that of our entire list, only H, Vince and Cross (maybe Pederson?) have won there.

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    Start despairing that it now means we will lose to GWS as we NEVER! win two in a row. Which in turn means we won't break our Etihad hoodoo.

    Now there is the perfect example

    We have not even won the first leg and you are despairing about the next leg.

    Get your mind into gear Gorgoroth.

    But then you do suffer from the additional affliction of following the Rams.

    So I will let you off just this once.

    Edited by old dee

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    If we beat Freo I will...

    ...be actually the most shocked I have ever been.

    No player on our list who has only ever played for Melbourne has *ever* won in Perth. Can you believe that? That means that of our entire list, only H, Vince and Cross (maybe Pederson?) have won there.

    Jeff Garlett (with a record of 5-3) and Chris Dawes have. Pedersen hasn't.

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    Now there is the perfect example

    We have not even won the first leg and you are despairing about the next leg.

    Get your mind into gear Gorgoroth.

    But then you do suffer from the additional affliction of following the Rams.

    So I will let you off just this once.

    Always looking one loss ahead!

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    Finally realize that I know nothing about football.

    I have suspected it from time to time. (Door open)

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    Not a ridiculous proposition that we couldn't push them.

    Why?

    1. Fyfe out

    2. Players owe Roos and supporters to play like maniacs and angry

    3. Freo aren't a quick team

    4. They are thinking 2 weeks ahead and may be in mild preservation mode.

    But as many here know, we have to play quarter 1 like the last one we will ever play.

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    Honestly, call for an investigation into Freo.

    And since my main 'negativity' is about how the players think it is ok to only play when they feel like it... I'm not sure I'll be all that impressed.

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    If we win, twats like Mark Fine will say:

    In classical Drew Morphett mode - "Gee with, no wonder Melbourne supporters get frustrated......wooden spooners beat them one day, then they beat top of the ladder team the next."

    Paul Garden-Knome will say:

    "I told you we should have aimed higher"

    Roosy will say:

    "Unlike the supporters, we as a coaching group don't get too excited with these wins, nor do we get too depressed about the losses"

    A lot of those depressed and irrational on Demonology (sic) will be ringing ticketek to book finals tickets

    Edited by TGR

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    Actually, if we won it would be awesome if everyone wore their jumper/scarf/hat/beanie to work.

    (PS. I'm unemployed...)

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    Wear a veil of positivity.

    Are those garments are made of crepe or rice paper, as far as us MFC supporters are concerned?

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    Are those garments are made of crepe or rice paper, as far as us MFC supporters are concerned?

    Actually neither.

    harry-potter-real-invisibility-cloak-mai

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    If we win, twats like Mark Fine will say:

    In classical Drew Morphett mode - "Gee with, no wonder Melbourne supporters get frustrated......wooden spooners beat them one day, then they beat top of the ladder team the next."

    Paul Garden-Knome will say:

    "I told you we should have aimed higher"

    Roosy will say:

    "Unlike the supporters, we as a coaching group don't get too excited with these wins, nor do we get too depressed about the losses"

    A lot of those depressed and irrational on Demonology will be ringing ticketek to book finals tickets

    errrrh......this is demonland, tgr

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    Never be negative again

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