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If we beat North I will ....

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Be unable to speak from the shock

........ just take it in my stride, and not get over-excited!

 

Take smugness to a new level.


... be quietly content.

And BLOW THE LID TO SMITHEREENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(and expect us to lose every other game this season)

Win two cartons of beer.

Ed; and put a fair dent in one of them directly.

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... be quietly content.

And BLOW THE LID TO SMITHEREENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(and expect us to lose every other game this season)

If we beat North we will be a certainty to lose to Carlton.

Win two cartons of beer.

What sort?


What sort?

I'm a Pale Ale drinker old dee. Usually Little Creatures but over-indulging results in the squirts so I hope we don't win by too great a margin.

I'm a Pale Ale drinker old dee. Usually Little Creatures but over-indulging results in the squirts so I hope we don't win by too great a margin.

IF you lose you could offer up some Emu Bitter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF you lose you could offer up some Emu Bitter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Either that or Carlton mid.


I would rather drink carbonated urine.

Same thing.

Finally believe we have improved by winning two in a row and neither of those wins coming against a bottom 4 side or a side which is a new expansion side. I will also look keenly how the side goes the following week against the Doggies

Get keen to stick it up the Dogs the week after, then Carlscum, just pip Freo and then knock off GWS in a 10 goal belting

Finals baby :cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:

I would rather drink carbonated urine.

I have a Soda Stream.

Id laugh.

Good mate is a Pie...dissed us before the weekend and his wife let him know it after...she goes for North...

Be funny watching the hubby get his back.:)


 

I have plenty of urine.

What are you like at sales and marketing?


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