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They're a strange lot in those outer eastern suburbs. I remember there was a ground up that way that had a tree on the half forward line with the fence straddling around it. Somewhere near Olinda if anyone who lives out that way can confirm.

you should try the queenstown oval in tassie, jack

made of crushed gravel


Should name it Chris Dawes

Theres a ground at Olinda with a serious slant. Outlook has a beauty to

How pathetic can a city council become??

I mean really...

These lazy stupids sods charge $1,000's per year in rates

To waste our time and put restrictions on what we can do

Some of these fat cats earn a CEO wage by being on a coucil...

 

How pathetic can a city council become??

I mean really...

These lazy stupids sods charge $1,000's per year in rates

To waste our time and put restrictions on what we can do

Some of these fat cats earn a CEO wage by being on a coucil...

i remember years ago people siaid that if you paid council execs and pollies peanuts you get monkeys

now they are paid big bucks we get gorillas


Should name it Chris Dawes

Except footballs can get lodged in trees and not fall to ground.

Don't be rude/mean, that tree can take a mark with its limbs.

it's certainly an improvement on a witches hat, tsfka. maybe we should draft a tree or three?

Don't be rude/mean, that tree can take a mark with its limbs.

Beat me to the punch Song.

it's certainly an improvement on a witches hat, tsfka. maybe we should draft a tree or three?

I do expect Dawesy to blossom come September - in time for our pre season


Interesting council on sports. Prefer Knox next door. Football in the Eastern Suburbs used to account for roughly 60%+ of all players playing the code in Victoria at one point, not sure of the stat nowadays.

Some pretty big footy clubs and sausage factories ( from Auskick ,underage groups and seniors) often responsible for recreational activities for 300+ players per club, plus girlfriends, wives, parents and supporters.

Sporting clubs cover the length and breadth of society, often provide outlets for disadvantaged kids and broken families . Generally very solid social citizens often massively overlooked by councils and their funding whilst the clubs pick up a fair bit of the social responsibility for them on weekends. So pretty good look from a tuned in council. Take a bow.

By the time the tree has played 50 games it wil be big, strong and dominating in the air. Just needs to build experience.

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Loved the comment on the website

"In Sydney they plant Dynabolts. At least in Victoria we plant trees......"

LOL

Touted in the seedling leagues as being an absolute gum.

Touted in the seedling leagues as being an absolute gum.

Eucalyptus Chrisdawesii, in fact.


Knox council spent $10,000 bucks on staff meals and accomodation to discuss ways that the concil can save rate payers money……ironic. I have to go my tax payer funded push bike has just arrived.

Amateurs , need advice from the Feds.

Beat me to the punch Song.

Ironically the same thing Chris says to his opponent every week.

 

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