If we DONT beat Brisbane I will ...

[Biffen 12,943]

Join ISIS.

[Tricky 341]

Blame this thread.

[La Dee-vina Comedia 16,799]

Given this...

Interesting (and disheartening) stat: the last 5 times a team has lost by 100+ points, 4 of 5 have come back the following week with a win (and the 5th was a draw).

...if we don't beat Brisbane, I will bemoan the fact that we didn't lose by over 100 points last week to give us an 80% chance of beating the Lions.

[Deeoldfart 8,033]

If we don't beat the Bears, I will start a new thread titled "If we beat the Saints, I will ......." in the hope that it will inject a hint of positiveness into Demonland for the following week. We will need it!

Edited July 17, 2015 by Deeoldfart

[Bitter but optimistic 22,241]

Join ISIS.

I thought you were already a financial member.

[Yossarian 1,820]

I'll already be drunk so maybe head to the local and hit on some slappers. Throw up in a pot plant then fall down some stairs.

If we win I'll sober up and sit under a tree questioning reality.

[dpositive 1,665]

I shall give myself a jolly good Flogging!

What would you do if we win Bitter???

[dpositive 1,665]

If Brisbane wins, that would suggest they're not tanking. Our percentage is not great and if we lose every remaining game and even snag a win, it would drop and we'd freefall.

We're paying $26 for the spoon, $11 for 17th, and $7 for 16th. They are all amazing odds that I'll jump on if we lose this weekend.

does this equate to min return of $350 (7x50) max $550 (11x50) for $150 outlay .

Seems like easy money

[Devil is in the Detail 883]

What would you do if we win Bitter???

Give himself two jolly good floggings. One extra to celebrate.

[Devil is in the Detail 883]

does this equate to min return of $350 (7x50) max $550 (11x50) for $150 outlay .

Seems like easy money

Don't forget the $1300 for the spoon. That's what i thought. To finish were we are now is $3.75.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,241]

What would you do if we win Bitter???

Why give myself a jolly good flogging of course!

[45HG 1,539]

Ban these threads from appearing weekly.

[DemonOX 8,791]

I'll already be drunk so maybe head to the local and hit on some slappers. Throw up in a pot plant then fall down some stairs.

If we win I'll sober up and sit under a tree questioning reality.

Slappers, haven't seen that saying for a very long time.

Brought a smile to my face and brought back memories!!

[hells bells 2,023]

Have trouble convincing my 5y/o to ever come to the footy with me again. He's been 3 times for an 80 point, 100 point and a loss where we kicked 3 goals in a game.

He's going to be one of the kids in the Guard of Honour as the players run on the ground through the banner so that will be a special moment for me. I just hope the players give him something to cheer for during the game.

HB

[DemonOX 8,791]

Have trouble convincing my 5y/o to ever come to the footy with me again. He's been 3 times for an 80 point, 100 point and a loss where we kicked 3 goals in a game.

He's going to be one of the kids in the Guard of Honour as the players run on the ground through the banner so that will be a special moment for me. I just hope the players give him something to cheer for during the game.

HB

Just take him home before the game starts and u will be safe Hb!

Hope the dees win it for him and he has a great experience.

[WhyAlwaysMe 237]

i will do the same as last week, blame Roos & Dawes.

[Samael 560]

I shall give myself a jolly good Flogging!

I get the feeling that you would do this anyway.

[Samael 560]

I won't be suprised at all.

The Bears have a good midfield, they have pushed a lot of sides for 2-3 quarters this year.

It won't be an easy game...(what are they??)

Roosy wants a Free Agent this coming draft

God dam we need one.

The clean cannot happen fast enough...

Maxwell Smart comes to mind since they cancelled his show.

[Samael 560]

Join ISIS.

Isn't it ISISM (I'm sad. I support Melbourne)

Edited July 17, 2015 by Samael

[Samael 560]

I'll already be drunk so maybe head to the local and hit on some slappers. Throw up in a pot plant then fall down some stairs.

If we win I'll sober up and sit under a tree questioning reality.

Thats my weekend when we win. Slappers!!!!!!

[Wadda We Sing 10,685]

Put 50 on each. Where did you get the odds?

its kinda like life insurance.....

[Bring-Back-Powell 14,845]

Just went to the TAB.

Put $20 @ $11 for Brisbane to win by 40 points or more.

$30 on Melbourne to win the spoon.

Also get on St Kilda @ $1.90 to beat us next week before the odds come tumbling down.

May as well salvage something from these turkies.

Edited July 17, 2015 by Bring-Back-Powell

[Ted Lasso 19,518]

If by some miracle we win i might heckle one ofthe bears three members.

[Je Roos Salem 661]

If by some miracle we win i might heckle one ofthe bears three members.

You'll find there's about 30 old-timers who'll get upset you aren't referring to them as the Roys when they're in Melbourne

[old dee 23,792]

Do what I Have done for most of the last decade.

Go home despondant and pour myself a nice single malt and reflect on the accidents of birth.