Join ISIS.

Blame this thread.

Given this...

Interesting (and disheartening) stat: the last 5 times a team has lost by 100+ points, 4 of 5 have come back the following week with a win (and the 5th was a draw).

...if we don't beat Brisbane, I will bemoan the fact that we didn't lose by over 100 points last week to give us an 80% chance of beating the Lions.

If we don't beat the Bears, I will start a new thread titled "If we beat the Saints, I will ......." in the hope that it will inject a hint of positiveness into Demonland for the following week. We will need it!

Edited July 17, 201510 yr by Deeoldfart

Join ISIS.

I thought you were already a financial member.

I'll already be drunk so maybe head to the local and hit on some slappers. Throw up in a pot plant then fall down some stairs.

If we win I'll sober up and sit under a tree questioning reality.

I shall give myself a jolly good Flogging!

What would you do if we win Bitter???

If Brisbane wins, that would suggest they're not tanking. Our percentage is not great and if we lose every remaining game and even snag a win, it would drop and we'd freefall.

We're paying $26 for the spoon, $11 for 17th, and $7 for 16th. They are all amazing odds that I'll jump on if we lose this weekend.

does this equate to min return of $350 (7x50) max $550 (11x50) for $150 outlay .

Seems like easy money

What would you do if we win Bitter???

Give himself two jolly good floggings. One extra to celebrate.

does this equate to min return of $350 (7x50) max $550 (11x50) for $150 outlay .

Seems like easy money

Don't forget the $1300 for the spoon. That's what i thought. To finish were we are now is $3.75.

What would you do if we win Bitter???

Why give myself a jolly good flogging of course!

Ban these threads from appearing weekly.

I'll already be drunk so maybe head to the local and hit on some slappers. Throw up in a pot plant then fall down some stairs.

If we win I'll sober up and sit under a tree questioning reality.

Slappers, haven't seen that saying for a very long time.

Brought a smile to my face and brought back memories!!

Have trouble convincing my 5y/o to ever come to the footy with me again. He's been 3 times for an 80 point, 100 point and a loss where we kicked 3 goals in a game.

He's going to be one of the kids in the Guard of Honour as the players run on the ground through the banner so that will be a special moment for me. I just hope the players give him something to cheer for during the game.

HB

Have trouble convincing my 5y/o to ever come to the footy with me again. He's been 3 times for an 80 point, 100 point and a loss where we kicked 3 goals in a game.

He's going to be one of the kids in the Guard of Honour as the players run on the ground through the banner so that will be a special moment for me. I just hope the players give him something to cheer for during the game.

HB

Just take him home before the game starts and u will be safe Hb!

Hope the dees win it for him and he has a great experience.

i will do the same as last week, blame Roos & Dawes.

I shall give myself a jolly good Flogging!

I get the feeling that you would do this anyway.

I won't be suprised at all.

The Bears have a good midfield, they have pushed a lot of sides for 2-3 quarters this year.

It won't be an easy game...(what are they??)

Roosy wants a Free Agent this coming draft

God dam we need one.

The clean cannot happen fast enough...

Maxwell Smart comes to mind since they cancelled his show.

Join ISIS.

Isn't it ISISM (I'm sad. I support Melbourne)

Edited July 17, 201510 yr by Samael

I'll already be drunk so maybe head to the local and hit on some slappers. Throw up in a pot plant then fall down some stairs.

If we win I'll sober up and sit under a tree questioning reality.

Thats my weekend when we win. Slappers!!!!!!

Put 50 on each. Where did you get the odds?

its kinda like life insurance.....

Just went to the TAB.

Put $20 @ $11 for Brisbane to win by 40 points or more.

$30 on Melbourne to win the spoon.

Also get on St Kilda @ $1.90 to beat us next week before the odds come tumbling down.

May as well salvage something from these turkies.

Edited July 17, 201510 yr by Bring-Back-Powell

If by some miracle we win i might heckle one ofthe bears three members.

If by some miracle we win i might heckle one ofthe bears three members.

You'll find there's about 30 old-timers who'll get upset you aren't referring to them as the Roys when they're in Melbourne

Do what I Have done for most of the last decade.

Go home despondant and pour myself a nice single malt and reflect on the accidents of birth.