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If we DONT beat Brisbane I will ...

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    i feel much more warm and relaxed knowing we are going to lose

    it's a conditioning thing

    it's quite terrifying when we win. i get all these strange thoughts and quite delusional

    no, i'll be very happy, quite looking forward to a jolly good thrashing

    go bears, bring it on

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    I don't think I'd go to another game for the year. I know that we all hate losing but I'm genuinely sick of having my weekend ruined. I think that if we lose this week it'll be the nail in the coffin and we'll finish last. If we win, it could snowball into something better...but we say that after every win. 4 wins after round 15, I'm just kind of over it.

    If we lose, I'm going to make an effort to cut out Melbourne for a few weeks. I don't care if they win during that period. I'll just go out during the game and leave my phone at home, and just enjoy myself.

    I've forgotten what it feels like to actually *enjoy* watching my team. And I've forgotten what it feels like to go to a game *knowing* they're a very high certainty of winning. I haven't felt that since 2005, 2006.

    I don't want to boycott this team but I think that it would be good for me. I'm seriously devastated every time they lose when I go in knowing they can win if they have a genuine crack. Last Saturday actually ruined my weekend. And my girlfriend's the same. It literally puts a strain on our relationship. We look forward to this [censored] every week and we go in excited and plan our day around it, and then we end up fighting lol

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    If we lose this week and not win another game, all the teams below us will start tanking to ensure we don't get a top 2 or 3 pick.

    So we'll end the season disgracefully but yet not improve our draft position.

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    If we lose this week and not win another game, all the teams below us will start tanking to ensure we don't get a top 2 or 3 pick.

    So we'll end the season disgracefully but yet not improve our draft position.

    If Brisbane wins, that would suggest they're not tanking. Our percentage is not great and if we lose every remaining game and even snag a win, it would drop and we'd freefall.

    We're paying $26 for the spoon, $11 for 17th, and $7 for 16th. They are all amazing odds that I'll jump on if we lose this weekend.

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    If Brisbane wins, that would suggest they're not tanking. Our percentage is not great and if we lose every remaining game and even snag a win, it would drop and we'd freefall.

    We're paying $26 for the spoon, $11 for 17th, and $7 for 16th. They are all amazing odds that I'll jump on if we lose this weekend.

    Put 50 on each. Where did you get the odds?

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    Not renew my membership until they win 14 games in a single season.

    I would be happy with consecutive wins :-(. Easy to please.

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    Put 50 on each. Where did you get the odds?

    TAB.

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    Same as you praha, for my own sake not watch another game. The sad thing is two of my kids will be on the ground for the Berry Street guard of honour, and I have just taken the odds of $11 for Brisbane by 40+. I am trying to be so excited for my kids, but it is so hard as I have a bad bad feeling about this game.

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    Hedge your bets people, its dirty money, but compensation needed if the worst case arises.

    FWIW we'll win, Hogan will kick a bag.

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    Change my name by deed poll to John Gastev

    This is the best response to this thread

    We're gonna win. Cheer the fark up.

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    I shall give myself a jolly good Flogging!

    Has it ever occurred to you BBO that these 'threats' are exactly the reason we keep losing?

    The players may be throwing games just to see you [censored] yourself.

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