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Heard from a good source that he'll be gone at years end.

Grimes

Watts

Howe

No contract yet for the Toump

Can it get any better?

 

The Club is pathetic. I have valuable information regarding Adam Tomlinson. I emailed the football club suggesting that someone from the football department call me.

Still waiting.

Hopeless.

The Club is pathetic. I have valuable information regarding Adam Tomlinson. I emailed the football club suggesting that someone from the football department call me.

Still waiting.

Hopeless.

I'm fairly sure they would be on top of any players looking to leave their club?

 

DELIST:

Cross

Jamar

McKenzie

Bail

Riley

Terlich (re-rookied)

PROMOTE OFF ROOKIE LIST:

Vandenberg

Harmes

RETAIN AS ROOKIES:

King

White

MOVE OUT THROUGH FREE AGENCY:

Garland

TRADE OUT:

Howe

Grimes

Dawes

Fitzpatrick

TRADE IN:

Daniel Gorringe

Aaron Hall

Patrick Karnezis

David MacKay

Josh Walker

DELISTED FREE AGENT:

Daniel Markworth

NATIONAL DRAFT:

Three selections in top 30. 1st & 2nd round picks plus Garland compo.

ROOKIE DRAFT:

First round pick only.


David McKay signed a new dal with crows recently

Signed a 4 year deal last season

And is currently out of favour. Contracted players get traded all the time.

The Club is pathetic. I have valuable information regarding Adam Tomlinson. I emailed the football club suggesting that someone from the football department call me.

Still waiting.

Hopeless.

Unless your Tomlinson's manager, I wouldn't waste my time hitting the refresh button on your email inbox.
 

I note Jon Patton's not getting a game. MFC supporter as a kid, was on the rise before his injury. Big lad. Does anyone think he'd be a good foil for Hogan?

Jon Patton would be absolutely excellent foil for Hogan, I'd forgotten about him this season, he's the younger version of Kreuzer, without the Hip issues. Yeah, I like it, but what could we give to balance the equation.


Jon Patton would be absolutely excellent foil for Hogan, I'd forgotten about him this season, he's the younger version of Kreuzer, without the Hip issues. Yeah, I like it, but what could we give to balance the equation.

But with knee issues

Jon Patton would be absolutely excellent foil for Hogan, I'd forgotten about him this season, he's the younger version of Kreuzer, without the Hip issues. Yeah, I like it, but what could we give to balance the equation.

But with knee issues

do you mean to say Patton's knee reco's, weren't as successful as they'd hope for ?

Patton for pick 5 anyone...

God no. Why on earth would we use pick 5 on a bloke with multiple knee recons?

There is a real sense that something is going on of significance. Have the feeling a big fish will be landed from left field.

my golf buddies suggested things were well on the way but no detail and their mail last year was terrible ;)b

Roos has one year to smash it. The mantra is 'competitors at all costs' - i wonder who fits that mantra?


The Club is pathetic. I have valuable information regarding Adam Tomlinson. I emailed the football club suggesting that someone from the football department call me.

Still waiting.

Hopeless.

I'm sure they get plenty of these types of messages

I'm sure they get plenty of these types of messages

And if they replied to them, it'd make them look pretty amateur, IMO.

"Hi, this is Todd Viney, is this the bloke who lives next to Tomlinson's sister? Meet me in the Laverton maccas car park in 20 mins. I'll be wearing a red beret"

The Club is pathetic. I have valuable information regarding Adam Tomlinson. I emailed the football club suggesting that someone from the football department call me.

Still waiting.

Hopeless.

If it's that important and you want to 'assist' the club with your information pick the phone up yourself. If you're genuine they'll put you through to the correct people. FFS!

"Hi, this is Todd Viney, is this the bloke who lives next to Tomlinson's sister? Meet me in the Laverton maccas car park in 20 mins. I'll be wearing a red beret"

Red beret....Rik Mayall....Thatcher, Thatcher, Thatcher

The Club is pathetic. I have valuable information regarding Adam Tomlinson. I emailed the football club suggesting that someone from the football department call me.

Still waiting.

Hopeless.

who are you, and why would they call you

Gee Bingers, they must be idiots. If I were them I would have DEFINATELY rung you. Probably invited you to my house too.

Anything you need to tell us?

The Club is pathetic. I have valuable information regarding Adam Tomlinson. I emailed the football club suggesting that someone from the football department call me.

Still waiting.

Hopeless.

You don't think Dom Tyson would have the same valuable information???
 

Motlop just re-signed with the Cats, mark another one off the list

The Club is pathetic. I have valuable information regarding Adam Tomlinson. I emailed the football club suggesting that someone from the football department call me.

Still waiting.

Hopeless.

That's quite a coincidence. I emailed the club last year to let them know I thought Nate Fyfe was a handy player. Do you think I got a response? Treated with utter contempt. This year I was going to make an observation about Paddy Dangerfield but I am convinced they won't reply. I'm not going to bother. #crazy town

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