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The Incredible Hulk - Jesse Hogan

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18 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

I doubt we'll see the very best abilities of Hogan until he decides where he wants to play....and I don't mean on the ground !!  :unsure:

No one gives 100% til you commit 100%  It's called  Human Nature  ( please ...no memes ) 

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    38 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    I doubt we'll see the very best abilities of Hogan until he decides where he wants to play....and I don't mean on the ground !!  :unsure:

    No one gives 100% til you commit 100%  It's called  Human Nature  ( please ...no memes ) 

    Was going to insert a gif but couldn't find a good one :(

     

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    37 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

    Was going to insert a gif but couldn't find a good one :(

     

    Don't worry, stuie will find one. But I'm sure it won't be good.

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    4 minutes ago, Django said:

    Don't worry, stuie will find one. But I'm sure it won't be good.

    beaudy !! :unsure:

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    On 6/20/2016 at 10:52 AM, ProDee said:

    Some are concerned his tackles are going from 1.4 to 1.2 (which is approx. 3 tackles over 13 rounds).  That's the level of debate provided by some.  Ever checked the numbers of nearly all the great key forwards ?

    But let's get the facts straight.  In the first 13 games Hogan played last year he made 13 tackles.  In the first 13 games this year he's made 18.  So even the point that was being made is factually incorrect.  He's made 5 more tackles this year from the same amount of games.

    Hogan is the best young talent to come the club in 40 years, but naturally enough there are those who would rather concern themselves about his perceived lack of pressure in the forward 50.  Of all the things to dwell on they think a hulking 195cm forward could apply more defensive pressure.

    It's about 77 on the list of things you could highlight or be concerned about.  Jeff Garlett being down an average of one tackle per game is of more concern, because that's a strong part of the role of a small forward.

    It's unfathomable, this guy is the greatest talent I've seen at the club with the exception of pre-knees Schwarz. Are people just trying to pre-emptively talk themselves down from a ledge in case he does the unthinkable and decides to leave?

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    On 6/20/2016 at 0:00 PM, ProDee said:

    And in the post above you question his "work rate".  His work rate is superb.  The ground he covers for a key forward is superb and acknowledged by all paid to analyse the game.

    He's constantly providing opportunities for others and I repeat has an exceptional work rate.

    Great post - how anyone can question his workrate with the amount of ground he covers is beyond me. Sometimes I wonder whether I'm watching the same games as others.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    Sorry guys I am old school. What are gifs and memes?

    Not on your own there RL.  I think it's street talk of some kind.  Like, if youse gifs memes some money, I will gifs youse some stuff.  Know what I memes?

     

     

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    18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Sorry guys I am old school. What are gifs and memes?

    RDJ Woah

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    7 minutes ago, Undeeterred said:

    That's a GIF, by the way.

    So a gif is a picture of Robert Downey  with his eyes opening wide?

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    33 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    So a gif is a picture of Robert Downey  with his eyes opening wide?

    Success Kid - Yeah ...You got it man!...

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Sorry guys I am old school. What are gifs and memes?

    Hi

    Graphic Interface Format.

    Is a type of digital image . Less 'heavy' than JPEGs.

    Avail as static or animated.

    There's a wonderful invention Red called Google. It can be your friend :P

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    34 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    So a gif is a picture of Robert Downey  with his eyes opening wide?

    Bloody lawyers

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    2 minutes ago, H_T said:

    Success Kid - Yeah ...You got it man!...

    Now that's a gif being a meme ;)

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Thanks boys. 

    and a lot of gifs you see are actually jpgs or jpegs, but no-one really cares (except maybe a lawyer, or stuie) :lol:

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    On 15 May 2016 at 4:18 PM, Redleg said:

    I think the speculation is affecting him. 

    He can easily end that.  And only he can  

    On 20 June 2016 at 7:14 AM, Abe said:

    Hahahaha contract should be reduced... that's hilarious.

    Jesse Hogan is the wet dream of 17 other coaches, the most talented young forward in the comp by a mile and doing things no other forward in the history of the game has done at his age. 

    we will pay him whatever we have to if it means keeping him because he's just that good. 

    this is our Wayne Carey 2.0

    Invest further, heavily, in this rare investment and get Ox, Neita, or even Dunstall or (God forbid) the Dive Bomber to spend a lot of time with him learning then perfecting how to kick set shots. Any sum would be worth it.  As much time as he needs. Just do it. 

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    I dgaf about stats, gifs, memes (but the discussion is excellent and I like the gifs) 

    I just want his signature! Now! Tomorrow! Get it done!

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    6 hours ago, Django said:

    Don't worry, stuie will find one. But I'm sure it won't be good.

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    11 minutes ago, stuie said:

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    I've been waiting for this and I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised :pj:

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    Demonland .. just keeps on giving !!

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    On 6/21/2016 at 5:58 PM, monoccular said:

    He can easily end that.  And only he can  

    Invest further, heavily, in this rare investment and get Ox, Neita, or even Dunstall or (God forbid) the Dive Bomber to spend a lot of time with him learning then perfecting how to kick set shots. Any sum would be worth it.  As much time as he needs. Just do it. 

    If we can offer Danger the sort of money we apparently did then surely we can pay Jesse whatever he's asking for. 

    I understand the importance of not selling out our future for one player but surely the club has been expecting Jesse to demand a huge contract for a long time and has been planning accordingly to allow us to keep him.

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