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Dayne Beams

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Reports he has requested a trade fo QLD.

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    Beams to Brisbane, Swan's cooked, Dangers coming to the Dees... Mitch might want to think again about what club he chooses.

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    This could also be an opportunity for a 3 way trade.. No idea of how it would work though.

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    Beams to Brisbane, Swan's cooked, Dangers coming to the Dees... Mitch might want to think again about what club he chooses.

    Too little too late.

    He wanted to play these shifty games, now he can lie in the bed that he has made.

    I wish him well in his personal life with his fight against depression, but professionally as far as i'm concerned, he can reap what he has sewed (him and his manager).

    Edited by Demon Disciple

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    This is brilliant.

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    Nick's pies site and the Collingwood board make for fantastic reading right now:

    "Beams for Jaeger O'Meara and Jack Martin."

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    Edited by Guest

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    The bucks curse strikes again!

    How many premiership players has this arrogant fool gotten rid of now????

    Edited by DemonOX

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    The Collingwood empire isn't what it was. Almost unfathomable that they would lose someone of Beams' calibre a few years ago. Must admit it's great to see.

    This is going to be one of the most interesting trade periods we've had for a while.

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    Beams to Brisbane, MC to Collingwood, brisbanes first round pick to Melbourne.

    (Oh yeah)

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    Didn't see it coming.

    Lamumba and beams gone already. Thats two qaulity premiership players after Shaw and Thomas last year.

    Enjoy Collingwood Mitch Clark.

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    Beams to Melbourne, Pick 4 to Collingwood, Clark to Brisbane. No, wait...

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    Eddie & Bucks are not getting the transition they planned.

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    Prolly didn't want to play with a [censored] like Mitch Clark.

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    So many Pies fans crying foul over Beams and demanding their pick four yet think it is OK to [censored] Clark and give MFC nothing or a late pick. Karma.............. They have a reputation as the most difficult club to deal with in trading and expect the world in return for peanuts.

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    Latest BF post by a Collingwood supporter in response to a lurking Brisbane supporter:

    "If you don't get a ban then our mods are seriously not doing their job. Why don't you go volunteer for duty in Syria where hopefully you'll become the center attraction at a beheading"

    Incredible reading

    Edited by Guest

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    Watch Collingwood try and absolutely screw brisbane.

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    Watch Collingwood try and absolutely screw brisbane.

    Watch Brisbane laugh as Beams screws collingwaste!

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    Absolute myth that Collingwood didn't know.

    Has been rumoured all year.

    He becomes a restricted free agent at the end of 2015, from what I understand, and will walk if they don't trade him.

    I have a six pack riding on him being at Brisbane by 2016 season.

    Edited by DemonAndrew

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    Ah...such a happy place for someone prone to depression to want to move to.

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