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LETS SMASH THE HAWKS TOMORROW!!

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No reason why we can't do to Hawchoke what the Aints did to Fremethtle the other week

We have alot of Roos questions to answer for and the boys will come ready to cut the head off the AFL ladder like we did to Essendrugs a few years ago!!

CARN THE DEES!!

Lets smash them hawks tomorrow !!

 

I can think of a few reasons why not but I bloody well hope you are right. I would love to rub their arrogant noses in it for a few days.

Carn the DEES, hard graft and tackle anything that moves is the only way

 

there is a zero percent chance

if you want to start getting your hopes up just focus on a loss by under 100 and call that your target

I'm not even being a drama queen this is gonna be BAD

My intense dislike for Hawthorn has stemmed from 1987 Preliminary Final. It grows and grows as the years go by. I too hold no hope for tomorrow but would of course love an upset just to see the faces of that smug little sniper Mitchell and Hodge trudging off the MCG. Their arrogant entitlement infuriates me.......I know I need to get over it......


Whilst they thrash us, I'm hoping it turns into a black day for them in terms of season ending injuries. Can't stand hawthorn and hope they go out on straight sets.

Are you for real? You actually wish for young men at the peak of their careers to get significant injuries? What a nob.

 

No reason why we can't do to Hawchoke what the Aints did to Fremethtle the other week

We have alot of Roos questions to answer for and the boys will come ready to cut the head off the AFL ladder like we did to Essendrugs a few years ago!!

CARN THE DEES!!

Lets smash them hawks tomorrow !!

I'm sure you and I could do this but I'm a little less sure about the 22 who run out tomorrow. We might be asking just a little too much. Let's settle for a narrow victory rather than a smashing.

Looks like someone knocked off work early and went straight to the pub.


Are you for real? You actually wish for young men at the peak of their careers to get significant injuries? What a nob.

Agree with that

We are Hawthorn's B*tches we have been since about 2007. They ramped it up in 2008 to welcome Dean Bailey to coaching which really started the rot at our club. This is the team we need to beat to break away from our past. Will it happen tomorrow not a chance.

Zero chance.

That said, I've got $50 at $11 for the Melbourne win.

I'm a delusional [censored].

My intense dislike for Hawthorn has stemmed from 1987 Preliminary Final. It grows and grows as the years go by. I too hold no hope for tomorrow but would of course love an upset just to see the faces of that smug little sniper Mitchell and Hodge trudging off the MCG. Their arrogant entitlement infuriates me.......I know I need to get over it......

My loathing goes back a lot further - the 1961 2nd semi when (later Chief Justice if I recall correctly) John Winnikee dropped Laurie Mithen behind the play, turning the game around completely.

Much as I would love us to thump them this week, I think I will buy a Tattslotto ticket and take the higher odds on winning Division 1 :-( Watching the numbers drop will probably be far more exciting than watching the game.

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Zero chance.

That said, I've got $50 at $11 for the Melbourne win.

I'm a delusional [censored].

Think you got ripped off on the odds.

I am not suggesting a win but only once this year have we played two absolute shockers in a row. I think we will respond to last weeks performance.

No reason why we can't do to Hawchoke what the Aints did to Fremethtle the other week

We have alot of Roos questions to answer for and the boys will come ready to cut the head off the AFL ladder like we did to Essendrugs a few years ago!!

CARN THE DEES!!

Lets smash them hawks tomorrow !!

yep,couldnt agree more.

Dees by 3 points


 

Zero chance.

That said, I've got $50 at $11 for the Melbourne win.

I'm a delusional [censored].

$14 on sportsbet!! Wowwww Could recover some serious money toomorrow. had a small tickle just in case. I know i know dont say it>

Zero chance.

That said, I've got $50 at $11 for the Melbourne win.

I'm a delusional [censored].

$14 on sportsbet!! Wowwww Could recover some serious money tomorrow. Had a small tickle just in case. I know I know dont say it>


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