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Hogan and Salem on Footy Show tonight

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that's all...

 

I would literally get naked and run down the street singing it's a grand old flag if Jesse Hogan talks the club up and says contract extension talks have started

I would literally get naked and run down the street singing it's a grand old flag if Jesse Hogan talks the club up and says contract extension talks have started

no chance
 

I would literally get naked and run down the street singing it's a grand old flag if Jesse Hogan talks the club up and says contract extension talks have started

Your safe on the couch in your jarmies!

I would literally get naked and run down the street singing it's a grand old flag if Jesse Hogan talks the club up and says contract extension talks have started

Hope you don't live near me.

What is this crap!? HOGAN is injured and SALEM hasn't even played a game but yet they're WASTING THERE tik tik tik on the TELE!?!?

WTF111?

Obviously tonights Footy Show will feature Paul Hogan appearing live in Salem Massachusetts to provide a insight into the perils of crowd induced hysteria and the unfortunate side effects of jumping to conclusions based on unfounded accusations.

"I accuse Goody Schwab (or insert your preferred witch here)!"

 

Bah, I have watched 2 mins, Crawford already makes me want to shoot myself and I've muted it.

I can't even stand it on mute.

Please tell me what was said or link that segment if available.

What is this crap!? HOGAN is injured and SALEM hasn't even played a game but yet they're WASTING THERE tik tik tik on the TELE!?!?

WTF111?

Yes glad we are trying to keep a low profile with these young kids. Hogan and Salem haven't played a game yet. I would rather we kept them under wraps.


did they ask Hogan if he may play round 1?

I am not turning that show on even for a second

I would love to hear from Hogan and Salem.The problem as I see it, is that I would have to watch the footy show. Sorry lads.


Salem looked surprisingly solid. Hogan said he is hoping to be back round 2 or 3 but can't lock anything in because they don't know

Hogan maybe round 2 or 3 just have to wait and see

Cripps is a beast too.

After seeing both next to Garry, Cripps is almost as big as Hogan.

Lyon almost as awkward as the draftees themselves.


Who needs TV or radio when u have Demonland.

As an interstater its priceless.

Thanks guys and gals for the updates.

Salem - played is first game at Casey at wing/half back

- Training up forward getting some mentoring from Byrnes

- Gaz will be down to give him his jumper on debut

- Doesn't think he's as hairy as Gaz

Hogan

- Hopefully back round 2 or 3 but no guarantees

- had a tight back before Geel game but after the game was too sore to train

- has moved in with Dean Kent

- Joked poor mrs Viney got sick of feeding them all but really the Vineys were doing renovations

Overall nothing of much note. Both spoke well enough for young guys with limited media experience

 

Cripps is a beast too.

After seeing both next to Garry, Cripps is almost as big as Hogan.

Lyon almost as awkward as the draftees themselves.

I heard talk Cripps was about 191cm pre draft but now has shot up even more to about 194cm.

Probably now a question whether he's too tall to be a midfielder. At the minimum I'd advise Carlton to take a long time with him. Midfield minutes in that big a frame could result in injury


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