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Bleeding in the groin - Richard Douglas of the Crows

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Jesus, what's "bleeding in the groin"? Richard Douglas, AFC, out for 6 weeks.

Medicos out there?

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    I reckon its either a direct blow to the Gonad region resulting in bleeding OR Dramatic inflammation of the Osteitis Pubis tendon, resulting in the same symptoms!

    Anyone else want to have a stab at it?

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    I reckon its either a direct blow to the Gonad region resulting in bleeding OR Dramatic inflammation of the Osteitis Pubis tendon, resulting in the same symptoms!

    Anyone else want to have a stab at it?

    Sounds like someone already did.

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    Jesus, what's "bleeding in the groin"? Richard Douglas, AFC, out for 6 weeks.

    Medicos out there?

    there are muscles in the groin area

    muscles bleed from trauma

    if the bleeding/damage is in a difficult area it can take many weeks

    i got hit on the hips once and the muscle bled down and behind the hip bone

    because it got easily aggravated there it couldn't be run out or heat treated so it took a few weeks of complete rest

    i know its not the groin but i assume similar with groin muscles and the pelvic bones

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    OUCH.

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    "There's Something About Richard".... we got a bleeder!!

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    It is something I experienced in my youth .usually after a debutante ball .very strenuous dances back then.

    Vigorous ,rapid tempo, cha cha cha.

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    It is something I experienced in my youth .usually after a debutante ball .very strenuous dances back then.

    Vigorous ,rapid tempo, cha cha cha.

    ah yes biffo.....the mexican hat dance will do that to you.........so will the horizontal flamenco

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    there are muscles in the groin area

    muscles bleed from trauma

    if the bleeding/damage is in a difficult area it can take many weeks

    i got hit on the hips once and the muscle bled down and behind the hip bone

    because it got easily aggravated there it couldn't be run out or heat treated so it took a few weeks of complete rest

    i know its not the groin but i assume similar with groin muscles and the pelvic bones

    Yep similar. After my accident where I broke my hip I experienced bleeding in the hip and groin area as 3 of my fractures on the hip were in the groin area.

    Seizes up pretty well.

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    Broken d i c k ???

    You're just all class.

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    It is something I experienced in my youth .usually after a debutante ball .very strenuous dances back then.

    Vigorous ,rapid tempo, cha cha cha.

    Stop it.
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    Someone needs to give the poor bloke a cuddle

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    My guess either some kind of haematoma (big bruise with a lot of bleeding) into one of the muscles or he could've had some traumatic damage to a [censored] ie. ruptured [censored]. Wouldn't be surprised if it was the latter as he had to have surgery

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    It is something I experienced in my youth .usually after a debutante ball .very strenuous dances back then.

    Vigorous ,rapid tempo, cha cha cha.

    You're telling fibs Biff. There is no way you would have been admitted to a Deb Ball. Or .. if you somehow got in ... an angry father would have ejected you instantly.

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    there are muscles in the groin area

    muscles bleed from trauma

    if the bleeding/damage is in a difficult area it can take many weeks

    i got hit on the hips once and the muscle bled down and behind the hip bone

    because it got easily aggravated there it couldn't be run out or heat treated so it took a few weeks of complete rest

    i know its not the groin but i assume similar with groin muscles and the pelvic bones

    Ha Ha Ha !!!! That's good.

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    "The Borewood bruise"

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    He probably had a navel engagement with a particularly sprightly "blue rinser" - knocked him around.

    thats very unkind bbo. i find my grecian 2000 goes down well with the blue rinsers

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    http://adhitsbgja.blogspot.com/2013/03/candiru-fish-creepier-than-piranha.html

    Maybe a Candiru fish had something to do with it.

    Oh good lord! That made me grip my pecker with absolute fear that candiru fish might be on the loose in Melbourne. What a horrific affliction.

    "...its backwards-pointing barbs would cause excruciating pain at each pull"

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    I've seen this in the movie, Antichrist.

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