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New Recruits in Dees Jumpers

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Christ our collars look likes dogs balls.

You've done alot PJ, please as your last act of love, fix our jumper.

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    Christ our collars look likes dogs balls.

    You've done alot PJ, please as your last act of love, fix our jumper.

    you must have some strange dogs arrow :wacko:

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    Very nice but what does pick 9 look like in the jumper?

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    Christ our collars look likes dogs balls.

    You've done alot PJ, please as your last act of love, fix our jumper.

    Christ our collars look likes dogs balls.

    You've done alot PJ, please as your last act of love, fix our jumper.

    No worries PJ our jumper is fine. Fancy worrying about a collar! Gee, what a great recruiting spell. I hope Dom Tyson is as fast as Frank and as tough as Mike.

    Edited by Bobby McKenzie

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    Christ our collars look likes dogs balls.

    You've done alot PJ, please as your last act of love, fix our jumper.

    hahaha, maybe we could work this little number into something? Jaded, you there? away strip, or Darwin special?

    m263Tilp-mOyQVHSOklBUIA.jpg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T1Ond-OwgU8#t=120

    collars Damn collars

    Edited by dee-luded

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    Christ our collars look likes dogs balls.

    You've done alot PJ, please as your last act of love, fix our jumper.

    Totally agree. Hate it.

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    Christ our collars look likes dogs balls.

    You've done alot PJ, please as your last act of love, fix our jumper.

    Unlike our previous CEO I recon Jackson is more interested in getting our structures and business right...

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    nice work!

    I am so pumped. We all recognised three facts:

    1. our midfield is putrid

    2. theoretically we are solid everywhere else

    3. theoretically improving the midfield through recruiting should have a huge immediate impact

    4. we have the ability to make waves with a good fist of draft picks in our pocket (again)

    so what has Roosy and PJ gone and done? Exactly what the doctor ordered

    cannot wait til round 1

    sportsbet is playing $11 to make finals.. i'm gonna plunge two hundred (maybe)

    Edited by Curry & Beer

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    nice work!

    I am so pumped. We all recognised three facts:

    1. our midfield is putrid

    2. theoretically we are solid everywhere else

    3. theoretically improving the midfield through recruiting should have a huge immediate impact

    4. we have the ability to make waves with a good fist of draft picks in our pocket (again)

    so what has Roosy and PJ gone and done? Exactly what the doctor ordered

    cannot wait til round 1

    sportsbet is playing $11 to make finals.. i'm gonna plunge two hundred (maybe)

    One correction C&B. Our midfield WAS putrid. One more quality mid fielder is all we need. Lets hope pick 9 delivers.

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    Unlike our previous CEO I recon Jackson is more interested in getting our structures and business right...

    I don't understand why this point is made every single time the jumper is mentioned. Of course there are other priorities. That goes without saying. Is the jumper never to be mentioned because of that?

    I think the collar looks ridiculous, and apparently many others do too.

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    They all look very solid types - no more Calesque skinny boys under Mr Roos.

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    are we the only club that has collars?

    They look stupid. We are playing a contact sport not sitting in an office shuffling papers.

    Edited by hogans_heroes

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    Reckon we could finish mid table next year. Say 10th.

    Is that delusional?

    (I am pretty damn hungover).

    hahaha, not quite

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    are we the only club that has collars?

    They look stupid. We are playing a contact sport not sitting in an office shuffling papers.

    The current collar might not be the traditional peak collar, but collars have been around on guernsey's since the 10 rules of the MFC when there was far more contact.

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    One correction C&B. Our midfield WAS putrid. One more quality mid fielder is all we need. Lets hope pick 9 delivers.

    Not only will pick 9 get us a good, tough on-baller, but I hope that we are still in the race for Cross. He'd be the 'icing on the cake' following what has happened this week.

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    And now the "What will we call them?" thread. Oh, there's the 3 welcome threads too.

    Edited by Courtney_Fish

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