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The value of pick No.2

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The Bulldogs aren't concerned with picking up an experience midfield player,plenty of good youngsters. Why does it seem to be a big deal? Not many teams are interested in acquiring our non achievers.

I did say in the past we had a problem with the MCC and administrator......footy dept. ( GOING GOING GONE), WATTS to play RUCK/ROVER...midfield ......becomes a reality.Colin Sylvia an under achiever/ trouble maker......GONE there is a god.

We should play like the SWANS......Paul Roos isa the the coach....GUESS WHAT?........Few authors have called me silly...Others say spot on.

How come the guys who played in the reserves all did a fantastic job regardless of a smashing got de-listed,who ever writes the crap should be.......... Tell it as it is .......If we are shi.t then say so.

The 5 things I learnt this year NOTHING,NOUGHT,ZERO,ZILTCH and sweet F..K all. sorry not to sugar coat it.

Why do few authors state a topic is silly yet are not willing to make a descent contribution to the topic.........something to do with being Gu.less

Consider this Fitzy on the wing.Dees pick up Sheeds.Dees to win 8-10 games in 2014.

Everyone out there has a good day.

 
 

Is it just me, or does anyone else get a mental picture of a donkey (ok, let's not sugar coat it, ass) when they read the name Enyaw?

Is it just me, or does anyone else get a mental picture of a donkey (ok, let's not sugar coat it, ass) when they read the name Enyaw?

Or Wayne backwards


Or Wayne backwards

Worked that one out the day he first appeared... and yes, he is a little.

and what exactly does this have to do with the value of pick 2?

 

and what exactly does this have to do with the value of pick 2?

NOTHING,NOUGHT,ZERO,ZILTCH and sweet F..K all. sorry not to sugar coat it.

George Bush Jnr is a Melbourne supporter, who'd have guessed.


Enyaw for MFC CEO after Peter Jackson

No, that would be after Retep Nosjack... he's from Bizarro world, a planet populated with nothing but butchers.

I just love Enyaw's post, that are absolute, complete gobbledegook.

Clearly been down at the Mitre Tavern since lunchtime, and absolutely sauced by 5.37pm.

At least enyaw worked out how to spell his name backwards I guess. Have to give him some credit for his post.

Maybe his actual post was also backwards? It may mean something if read that way!


The Bulldogs aren't concerned with picking up an experience midfield player,plenty of good youngsters. Why does it seem to be a big deal? Not many teams are interested in acquiring our non achievers.

I did say in the past we had a problem with the MCC and administrator......footy dept. ( GOING GOING GONE), WATTS to play RUCK/ROVER...midfield ......becomes a reality.Colin Sylvia an under achiever/ trouble maker......GONE there is a god.

We should play like the SWANS......Paul Roos isa the the coach....GUESS WHAT?........Few authors have called me silly...Others say spot on.

How come the guys who played in the reserves all did a fantastic job regardless of a smashing got de-listed,who ever writes the crap should be.......... Tell it as it is .......If we are shi.t then say so.

The 5 things I learnt this year NOTHING,NOUGHT,ZERO,ZILTCH and sweet F..K all. sorry not to sugar coat it.

Why do few authors state a topic is silly yet are not willing to make a descent contribution to the topic.........something to do with being Gu.less

Consider this Fitzy on the wing.Dees pick up Sheeds.Dees to win 8-10 games in 2014.

Everyone out there has a good day.

Go away ENYAW

I love how it goes on and on then.

"consider this Fitzy on a wing"

Like it's some miraculous move that will save us.

Proud to be Gu.less


What did I just read??

the scribblings of a mad man..

I think this was definitely a "descent contribution" WAYNE.

Well done.

Honestly, this must be some sort of genius performance art, like Jaoquin Pheonix or Steve Aoki.

It's a masterpiece of inane rambling bullsh*t. It's beautiful.

 

i love this guys posts!

Hmmmm, finally someone to take the spotlight away from Clint! I won't be disrespectful though, but could re-name himself Stanley!


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