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Membership slogan for 2014

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in Melbourne Demons

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"Perfect record in pre-season training"

"If you think you're in hell, come and watch us"

"Best reason for the ski season"

"Fire Up!"

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    MELBOURE FOOTBALL CLUB...If it was a dog, you'd shoot it.

    Ahhh bliss, I needed that wonderful laughter, thank you.

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    Support MFC! Because winning is overrated!

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    Winners are grinner and at Melbourne you will never smile again.

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    Melbourne - now putting on extra trains at half time

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    Ahhh bliss, I needed that wonderful laughter, thank you.

    Glad I could be of service, good sir...

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    Melbourne FC - Victory is assured*

    *Actual victory may vary (eg. moral victory). Your satisfaction is not guaranteed or potentially even possible. Please do not invest emotionally in club until receiving detailed advice from your healthcare or psychological professional. Loss of hair or sanity may be a by-product of membership fee. Player performance subject to current political climate within club. Player selection dartboard is available for inspection inside the coaches box at the conclusion of each round. Whiteboard information accuracy may be subject to bias/misinformation/interference. All tactics displayed are for training purposes only and may not provide results outside of approved simulations. Club employees are subject to random termination without notice and are subject to media speculation or act of AFL. All humour/jokes to be pre-approved prior to any club statement. Sitting in a empty stadium may be damaging to your self esteem. Umpiring/commentator bias may result in severe apoplexia. Club will not be held liable for any damage to property (eg. TVs, windows, pets or family) as a result of your support. Names are inscribed on membership to ensure people can ridicule you by name. Damian Barrett is a poor journalist. No refunds or Garry Lyons available.

    Edited by Robot Devil

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    Collingwood and Fremantle Free

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    Melbourne FC - if we don't win three games* we'll refund your money

    *Includes NAB, practice and intra club games.

    Edited by Carrot Top

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    .... Let the Madness Begin

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    Melbourne FC - if we don't win three games* we'll refund your money

    *Includes NAB, practice and intra club games.

    You are setting the standard a little too high for the Boys I think. Unless you mean over two season?

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    Melbourne Demons..... Strewn with the cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd

    Edited by Rusty Nails

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    Not sure about the slogan for next year but FCS can we try and land Snickers as our new major sponsor then ask then if we can use their line?

    MFC - Get some nuts!

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    Woody Harrelson could become the new face of the MFC membership campaign with... "It's time to nut-up, or shut-up."

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    Not sure about the slogan for next year but FCS can we try and land Snickers as our new major sponsor then ask then if we can use their line?

    MFC - Get some nuts!

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    Woody Harrelson could become the new face of the MFC membership campaign with... "It's time to nut-up, or shut-up."

    Yes but can Zombies play in the AFL?

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    MFC - In comparison to EFC of late, looking like a well oiled machine since 1964.

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    While we are the first club and the forever bit being under a cloud following the past few seasons what do you think the membership campaign slogan should be for 2014?

    Melbourne Football Club....................................!

    To paraphrase one of my favourite musical acts, The Residents:

    Melbourne Football Club, Buy or Die!

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    Yes but can Zombies play in the AFL?

    Look at half of our list! What other proof do you need?

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    'Sign up in 2014 and you may actually get a game'.

    can just imagine a fired up but bad kicking cards in the back pocket

    wyl in the forward pocket screaming "we shoulda drafted the other bloke"

    old dee getting the trainers to rub some aod into aching feet

    RR assistant coach in waiting ,screeching at players whove done everything right,but coulda dunn it betterer

    and of course TD being ever so languid and propping up the bench with good intentions

    and ronnyJW burgundy exciting everything under 20 yo

    yep I could enjoy all that

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