Last and Forever..

Wake me up before you Go Go....

"Help" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Perfect record in pre-season training"

"If you think you're in hell, come and watch us"

"Best reason for the ski season"

"Fire Up!"

MELBOURE FOOTBALL CLUB...If it was a dog, you'd shoot it.

Ahhh bliss, I needed that wonderful laughter, thank you.

Melbourne Football Club- first to exist, last on the ladder

Support MFC! Because winning is overrated!

Winners are grinner and at Melbourne you will never smile again.

Melbourne - now putting on extra trains at half time

Ahhh bliss, I needed that wonderful laughter, thank you.

Glad I could be of service, good sir...

Melbourne FC - Victory is assured*

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Edited August 25, 201312 yr by Robot Devil

Collingwood and Fremantle Free

Melbourne FC - if we don't win three games* we'll refund your money

*Includes NAB, practice and intra club games.

Edited August 25, 201312 yr by Carrot Top

.... Let the Madness Begin

Edited August 25, 201312 yr by Rusty Nails

We do our best work in the off season

Melbourne FC - if we don't win three games* we'll refund your money

*Includes NAB, practice and intra club games.

You are setting the standard a little too high for the Boys I think. Unless you mean over two season?

Melbourne football club.... For the true masochists

Melbourne Demons..... Strewn with the cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd

Edited August 25, 201312 yr by Rusty Nails

Not sure about the slogan for next year but FCS can we try and land Snickers as our new major sponsor then ask then if we can use their line?

MFC - Get some nuts!

Or

Woody Harrelson could become the new face of the MFC membership campaign with... "It's time to nut-up, or shut-up."

Not sure about the slogan for next year but FCS can we try and land Snickers as our new major sponsor then ask then if we can use their line?

MFC - Get some nuts!

Or

Woody Harrelson could become the new face of the MFC membership campaign with... "It's time to nut-up, or shut-up."

Yes but can Zombies play in the AFL?

MFC - In comparison to EFC of late, looking like a well oiled machine since 1964.

While we are the first club and the forever bit being under a cloud following the past few seasons what do you think the membership campaign slogan should be for 2014?

Melbourne Football Club....................................!

To paraphrase one of my favourite musical acts, The Residents:

Melbourne Football Club, Buy or Die!

Yes but can Zombies play in the AFL?

Look at half of our list! What other proof do you need?

Edited August 26, 201312 yr by McQueen

'Sign up in 2014 and you may actually get a game'.

'Sign up in 2014 and you may actually get a game'.

can just imagine a fired up but bad kicking cards in the back pocket

wyl in the forward pocket screaming "we shoulda drafted the other bloke"

old dee getting the trainers to rub some aod into aching feet

RR assistant coach in waiting ,screeching at players whove done everything right,but coulda dunn it betterer

and of course TD being ever so languid and propping up the bench with good intentions

and ronnyJW burgundy exciting everything under 20 yo

yep I could enjoy all that