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........ once again, have an excellent reason for drowning my sorrows on cheap plonk.

ps. I'm saving the Moet and Bollinger for a winning streak!

those bubbles ought to be mighty fine by then DOF :)

 

Drink... Heavily

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those bubbles ought to be mighty fine by then DOF :)

Even the best champaigne has a tacet use by date.

 

Even the best champaigne has a tacet use by date.

well i was going to suggest it ought not be regular NV...as it mightnt last the journey :unsure:

... find the positives and remain optimistic.

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life

GO DEES!


Start taking more interest in Tom Boyd

If we lose to GWS, I will welcome James Aish, the priority pick that will net us two very good midfielders to the club.

I will be on another 3-4 day media black out and will be making sure my Melbourne Victory shirt is pressed and ready to go.

 

...Wake up from my sleep.

Because it ain't happening


.....ensure that every Skoda in this city is at risk of imminent vandalism.


...discover this not altogether surprising fact on Sunday or Monday when my mates tell me (emphatically).

..... Laugh...... then continue swimming. Holidays are tough.......


reflect that the appropriate form of address between man and man ought to be, not monsieur, sir, but fellow sufferer, compagnon de miseres.

Get on to restoring that HK Panno I have in the shed!

Sounds a very interesting project jr.

Going up the country for get together with some old mates one has an original XU1 torana.

Cannot wait to go for spin.

I think the HK is going to be way more fun than the Dees for the next couple of years.

... write an email to Melbourne asking for Mark Neeld to be sacked!

 

I will look at the last remaining rounds of footy and our position on the ladder to see if our top 4 chances are still alive.

I really wish somebody would iron out Boomer Harvey good and proper.

He has given me the trots since the early 90's.

JUST DO IT!!


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