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Ours were put on the placebo program.

I think you'll find even those on a placebo see some sort of positive outcome.

More like a Flacido program for our lot.

 

Waiting for the really obvious photoshop of the call of duty black ops video game with guns replaced with syringes...

 

Waiting for the really obvious photoshop of the call of duty black ops video game with guns replaced with syringes...

You'd expect that with The Age.

With the Herald Sun I'm just expecting a literal black picture.


Only a rumour but there's a chance that one of their sponsors will jump ship if an adverse finding is announced by ASADA.

I'd be more surprised if one of their sponsors decided to stick with them.

Dons told drug not legal

Then we have Les Opérations noires !!

Down down deeper and down !!!

spent the best part of 40 years copping it in the neck from everybody, and im sick of it

after milking last night , had dinner with the missus. put fox on to make sure the dees had done nothing else to embarrass me and low and behold , after a sip of tea and an after dinner bicky. I flicked around to see what was going on in this world.

and then it happened 40 years of average drained away, draft pick mayhem drained away, players shirking the issue -gone

cows dying in the shed during milking -gone, kids not helping on farm-gone

those two words that changed my life and gave me ammunition for the next 6years

B L A C K O P S

GLORY GLORY TO ESSENDON good morning bomber supporters good morning ,good morning good morning

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

spent the best part of 40 years copping it in the neck from everybody, and im sick of it

after milking last night , had dinner with the missus. put fox on to make sure the dees had done nothing else to embarrass me and low and behold , after a sip of tea and an after dinner bicky. I flicked around to see what was going on in this world.

and then it happened 40 years of average drained away, draft pick mayhem drained away, players shirking the issue -gone

cows dying in the shed during milking -gone, kids not helping on farm-gone

those two words that changed my life and gave me ammunition for the next 6years

B L A C K O P S

GLORY GLORY TO ESSENDON good morning bomber supporters good morning ,good morning good morning

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I may be wrong Jazza but do I detect a note of joy?

I may be wrong Jazza but do I detect a note of joy?

joy...??? hardly ...orgasmic elation........


I have had enough of the speculation!

Lets revert to old practises.... put the team in chains and throw them in a lake to see if they drown.

I may be wrong Jazza but do I detect a note of joy?

just a bundle of orgasms waiting to explode

I am thinking bout the little kids that wore the number 5 on their back and worshipped the well spoken kid from Canberra that came down to Essendon with the poncey bob haircut and took all before him.

All these years later the Golden boy of the Club ,who didn't really want the job, has fallen and been exposed as a liar and a fraud.

All those free kicks ,all those Brownlow votes ,all that media darling images just seems a waste now .

I've always despised the mealy mouthed Tird.

I have had enough of the speculation!

Lets revert to old practises.... put the team in chains and throw them in a lake to see if they drown.

And if they float, then we burn them at the stake!


My prediction.

Since the powers at the Bombers are making noises to fight it out and more tellingly trying to embarass AD, the penalty will be harsh.

Loss of premiership points for this season and most of next season.

Suspension of players.

Multi million dollar fine.

Draft pick penalties for the next three seasons.

Of course there will be a hefty discount if they see the error of their ways, take their medicine and help this issue disapear quickly off the agenda. If they fight they will lose a war of attrition with the AFL. This is something for Hird to ponder if he has the genuine interests of his club at heart.

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Dons told drug not legal

Then we have Les Opérations noires !!

Down down deeper and down !!!

that's not right

the bloke down the road said its ok and he should know

the dog ate it

I thought he said legal

can we get in trouble for this?

I had a photocopy of a photocopy

my mum said it was ok

the ink on the paper got wet and I don't have it anymore

it was accidently thrown out in the rubbish

danky has the original

BLACK OPS

hahahahahahahahahahahahahablackopshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabla hahahahahahahahaopshahahahahaha

This is something for Hird to ponder if he has the genuine interests of his club at heart.

I honestly don't think he does. I don't think he ever did.

My prediction.

Since the powers at the Bombers are making noises to fight it out and more tellingly trying to embarass AD, the penalty will be harsh.

Loss of premiership points for this season and most of next season.

Suspension of players.

Multi million dollar fine.

Draft pick penalties for the next three seasons.

Of course there will be a hefty discount if they see the error of their ways, take their medicine and help this issue disapear quickly off the agenda. If they fight they will lose a war of attrition with the AFL. This is something for Hird to ponder if he has the genuine interests of his club at heart.

He hasn't shown that he has, more like he has self interest at heart.

I am thinking bout the little kids that wore the number 5 on their back and worshipped the well spoken kid from Canberra that came down to Essendon with the poncey bob haircut and took all before him.

All these years later the Golden boy of the Club ,who didn't really want the job, has fallen and been exposed as a liar and a fraud.

All those free kicks ,all those Brownlow votes ,all that media darling images just seems a waste now .

I've always despised the mealy mouthed Tird.

does that mean he wouldn't be welcome at the gat?


On the Day of the fateful Press conference where they EFC outed itself Mr. Hird said.

I am the Coach I take full responsibility.

Strange he is the only one who has not resigned.

How does that work?

On the Day of the fateful Press conference where they EFC outed itself Mr. Hird said.

I am the Coach I take full responsibility.

Strange he is the only one who has not resigned.

How does that work?

Well, in due course when there is no-one else left at the club, he will be solely responsible for everything.

I honestly don't think he does. I don't think he ever did.

Well then he and his club will burn. At some stage soon he will be sacrificed.

 

Black Ops eh Hirdy....You do take full responsibility for this don't you.

You said that back in February didn't you....

Sleep well...

On the Day of the fateful Press conference where they EFC outed itself Mr. Hird said.

I am the Coach I take full responsibility.

Strange he is the only one who has not resigned.

How does that work?

i think he meant full responsibility to see this through to the bitter end - lol

definitely never hird of the westminster principle


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