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The Trade/Draft Rumour Mill

MadAsHell
in Melbourne Demons

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Why don't we give Jack, Nasher and assoc. a holiday.

Nothing is going to happen for a week.

See if we can all tune out of D'Land.

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    Why don't we give Jack, Nasher and assoc. a holiday.

    Nothing is going to happen for a week.

    See if we can all tune out of D'Land.

    and miss all the excitement of discussing the mights, maybes and perhapses?

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    FFS. At least get one with nuts! Ask yourself what would Clint do in this situation .. and let your life be guided by that.

    Pistachio is a nut! ONP!

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    I like this but my .457 magnum may obliterate it!

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    Pistachio is a nut! ONP!

    I know Pistachio is a nut FFS. I talkin real nuts not mere flavouring. EG Clint would have unshelled almonds over the chocolate and suck them up his nostril. Subsequently, he could shoot them out his a... and kill people. I repeat ask yourself what would Clint do in this situation ..

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    FFS. At least get one with nuts! Ask yourself what would Clint do in this situation .. and let your life be guided by that.

    Pistachio is a nut! ONP!

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    A mate who never has rumours but is fanatical into AFL (supports Carlton) told me we have offered Jamar and pick 2 for Shiel. No idea the accuracy as I got it by smsas I'm away and just returned.

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    I like this but my .457 magnum may obliterate it!

    thats OK just line it up against the brickwall. from there bbo bob is your uncle

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    I think trade fatigue has kicked in.

    Old man Vineys been busy making home made sausages with Jack

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    Viv mitchie has nominated the demons as his preferred club.

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    Viv mitchie has nominated the demons as his preferred club.

    Where did you hear this?

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    Viv mitchie has nominated the demons as his preferred club.

    Good news if true. Where did you hear this??

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    Good news if true. Where did you hear this??

    In the AFL trade winds article that's on their website, put up a few hours ago.

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    In the AFL trade winds article that's on their website, put up a few hours ago.

    Thanks Wise

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    Anyone have any idea what Viv would cost us?

    Good to hear there is at least one player out there who wants to play for the greatest club in the world.

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    Throw in Jamar?

    From the rumours a couple of weeks ago it could of been possible but wouldn't think so now mumford has moved west.

    BEN HUR - SO BORED OF YOUR POSTS, STOP FLOGGING IT.

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    From the rumours a couple of weeks ago it could of been possible but wouldn't think so now mumford has moved west.

    BEN HUR - SO BORED OF YOUR POSTS, STOP FLOGGING IT.

    thats right, I forgot they got mummy from the Buddy washup.

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    I must have missed where it said he had nominated us. It simply says he's keen on us. Perhaps I'm cynical, but could this merely be Schmook and Browne postulating? And BTW, how good is the name Schmook. Would have had a great time at school with that one.

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    I was told tonight that Viv wanted to play under roos so was keen to become a Dee.

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    Robbo reporting Heath Shaw has decided to play for GWS at about $700,000 a year for 5 years. Silly money from GWS but they have to spend it on someone.

    There goes Clark Kents rumour of either us or Geelong - ended up being GWS. More proof of his rubbish.

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