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GAME DAY - Round 9

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Disgusting.

I have never seen such a terrible display from our club.

There are some good players in this team, but they are failing so badly, as a team.

Freo show us up even more than most, because they play as a team, not a few talented individuals who are forced to compromise their owns skills, and play as individuals in a rabble called the Melbourne Football team.

Today's match is showing it is time to call an end to the latest experiment - meaning Mark Neeld must do the right thing (if he is not forced to by others) and step down immediately,as head coach. He has tried, but it seems failed.

More,he has failed to such an extent, the club can no longer stand by while he develops and brings players on.

In this day and age no one has the luxury of the sort of time frame he needs.

Thank you Mark, but it's time for us all to move on.

I think part of the problem is an overestimation of some on our list. Clearly.

Not some of the list, but all of the list is horrible overrated
 

that'll help ME, but i want somebody to help the team.

There was a bloke. High draft pick, could play any position, skilled on both sides etc. Unfortunately he got nailed to a cross.


There was a time when Fremantle, Geelong and Melbourne were all cut from the same cloth. All three were flakey, brilliant at times but ultimately too amateurish to win anything. The first two have now moved on, leaving us all alone and out in the cold.

 

Goal to Howe.

A lucky first goal from a turnover, then TEN UNANSWERED goals.

"The hardest team to play against" sounds about as sincere as "There will be no carbon tax under a government I lead"

Both need to go

The wife has hidden the bloody Razor Blades. Just can not take a trick.

"Highly aroused, he immediately scanned the kitchen for a knife. There were none but Tom saw a pair of scissors resting upon the mantelpiece...." P269, Tom Wills, His Spectacular Rise and Fall


one positive - Trengove is having his best game since 2011

is it coincidence his form started to slump as soon that useless spud Mark Neeld was made coach? I think not

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JAMAR IS STILL YET TO HAVE A DISPOSAL AFTER 68 MINUTES OF PLAY. HOW CAN A LEAGUE FOOTBALLER PLAYING WHERE THE BALL IS MOST FREQUENTLY NOT GET A SINGLE DISPOSAL?!?! STOP FALLING OVER MARK YOU UNCOORDINATED MUPPET!!!

Terlich has been our best today so far.

Tries his hardest and runs and links, pity more dont get aboard

JAMAR IS STILL YET TO HAVE A DISPOSAL AFTER 68 MINUTES OF PLAY. HOW CAN A LEAGUE FOOTBALLER PLAYING WHERE THE BALL IS MOST FREQUENTLY NOT GET A SINGLE DISPOSAL?!?! STOP FALLING OVER MARK YOU UNCOORDINATED MUPPET!!!

Donoughts is back!


The fact that Jamar hasn't touched it in a half of football, when his opponent is Zac Clarke, a spud of the highest order, speaks volumes of how poor he is playing this year. IMO, his lack of ability to influence games is one of the 102931231241029412 reasons we're playing poorly - one of the more serious reasons.

I hope that a new coach - a respected and experienced coach - can come in and inspire this list. Otherwise we are probably looking at a total rebuild. Other than some of the youngsters that we picked up last year Im not sure I even agree that we have a 'good core group of young players'.

You watch the doggies and you see Dahlhous and you can see the future. Can we say the same?

Spare a thought for AmericanDemon. He had the chance to pick any club and decided on this sorry mob.

You watch the doggies and you see Dahlhous and you can see the future. Can we say the same?

Viney. Hogan.

There's two players to their one. Does that make us better?


I hope that a new coach - a respected and experienced coach - can come in and inspire this list. Otherwise we are probably looking at a total rebuild. Other than some of the youngsters that we picked up last year Im not sure I even agree that we have a 'good core group of young players'.

You watch the doggies and you see Dahlhous and you can see the future. Can we say the same?

Jesse Hogan ring a bell?

Tomorrow Neeld has to go, a caretaker coach has to be put in and Peter Jackson has to go get us a Roos, CHoco or Clarkson.

We need a resdy made respected coach, we can not afford another rebuild.

Mckenzie running along with two Melbourne players beside him, and he just blazes a kick into the F50 to a one on one. No idea.

Where are the Neeld supporters niw. Tell us how good we are sat

It's game day. This is when they lurk in the background throwing in the occasional "like".

Mid week is when they jump back on to add their condescending remarks and tell everyone how stupid they are.

 

wooo, 2 goals to howe, we're coming back ;)

Another goal to Jeremy. Onya Howie.


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