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And we are certs to make the eight in.2031

After the 29 season I have my doubts.

3 rd last in the second division is nothing flash Bbo

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If we're going to morph into anything it will be Tassie Devils, the rest is rubbish

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2030: BH has reached his trigger point

Has new team in first division (hopefully not Carl,Ess,Pies.Dorks,Crows,WC- he keeps it a secret)

Keeps Dees as his 2nd division side

CW long since retired from Rage (pushed) and now has a blog site. No-one visits except Dwayne, Denham and a few other losers)

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2030:

Dee-luded has given the game away. Now runs a video clip site in competition with youtube

RangRover has his own polling company. Current poll is "should CS be sacked by the Dee's"

Demonology is still waiting to get a rewrite, allow new members and get the correct time

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2030: BH has reached his trigger point

Has new team in first division (hopefully not Carl,Ess,Pies.Dorks,Crows,WC- he keeps it a secret)

Keeps Dees as his 2nd division side

CW long since retired from Rage (pushed) and now has a blog site. No-one visits except Dwayne, Denham and a few other losers)

dc that is great thinking.

so by 2030 ( in my wheel chair )

I will be a dork in division 1, ( now 20 flags )

And watch the Dees on Saturday afternoon ( when all 2nd Division games are played ) at the Docklands stadium.


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Yes it would be interesting to get all the commentators together and ask them why the Game must be commentated with US dialect.

It drives me nuts.

TV is far worse than radio.

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And all of Aaron Davey's 8 sons will have played or will still be playing for the Dees

Now there's something to look forward to. There will be more flashes, than a lightning strike in a thunderstorm.

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Jack Watts wins his third brownlow at the age of 38

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-New tanking allegations.

- A regretfully tattooed Nathan Jones appointed as coach

- Players can go to and from clubs any time.

- Free kicks for touches in wrong places

- 9 on the field, 13 on the bench to reduce congestion.

- Goal keepers and players who can only stay in the centre square

-Social media player ban

- 20 teams.

- Thread about what footy with be like in 2048

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After being involved in 5 premierships at Melbourne. Cam Schwab decides he needs a newer,bigger challenge in life.

He takes the job as president of the Tiges. An old haggard,frail looking woman, in a wheelchair parked outside the punt road offices

Displays a sign around her neck, "hes a tanker,get him out get him out!!"

Excerpt from the link:

Richmond

In 2030, the Tigers are two years into a new five-year plan, which aims to return them to the finals for the first time since 2001.

As the 2030 season begins, the Tiger faithful are full of hope, only to have it dashed by being thumped in round one by Carlton on a Thursday night at the ?G?.

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2030

AFL announces that it hopes to wrap up the MFC "Tanking" Inquiry shortly.

They just need to re-interview Broke McUnclean and that should conclude the investigation

Richmond President Carowhine Wilson again claims the MFC are a disgrace and CS will finally get his just desserts

MFC QC Ray Finkelstein states the MFC are prepared to take their case all the way to the UN Crimes against Humanity Tribunal if necessary


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2030

AFL announces that it hopes to wrap up the MFC "Tanking" Inquiry shortly.

They just need to re-interview Broke McUnclean and that should conclude the investigation

Richmond President Carowhine Wilson again claims the MFC are a disgrace and CS will finally get his just desserts

MFC QC Ray Finkelstein states the MFC are prepared to take their case all the way to the UN Crimes against Humanity Tribunal if necessary

North Melbourne win their 10th consecutive Flag in the Ammos...
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North Melbourne win their 10th consecutive Flag in the Ammos...

A wee bit nasty wyl

I had them in the second division with us!

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1: Eddie everywhere threathens to overthrow the Government. (Pies getting a raw deal)

2: Victoria Park bulldozed to make way for new highrise units for the toothless er .... I mean homeless.

3: The new rail link to Casey Fields all but a few months away from being opened. (James Magner will then be stood down as transport planning minister)

4; A young Cordner showing promise in the minor league conference.

5: Visy board succumb and shuts the doors ,claiming lack of ambassadors has ruined them.

Oh, Demonland still looking for RangeRover

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1: Eddie everywhere threathens to overthrow the Government. (Pies getting a raw deal)

2: Victoria Park bulldozed to make way for new highrise units for the toothless er .... I mean homeless.

3: The new rail link to Casey Fields all but a few months away from being opened. (James Magner will then be stood down as transport planning minister)

4; A young Cordner showing promise in the minor league conference.

5: Visy board succumb and shuts the doors ,claiming lack of ambassadors as runined them.

I love 5

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