Your favourite mixed metaphor

[monoccular 17,701]

"We raised it to new depths" - maybe appropriate in reference to Caro.

[Yossarian 1,820]

"The [censored] is going to hit the roof."

This happened to a mate of mine when he was trying to get up from his bed to vomit after a house party. For whatever reason he got out of bed by standing on it and then vomitted and shat at the same time, somehow getting vomit all over his bed and floor and a decent amount of sh!t on the ceiling. We still have no idea how he did it.

On the mixed up clichés theme rather than the mixed up metaphors one, an old supervisor used to say "In all honestly..." before almost everything because he was an idiot.

[monoccular 17,701]

This happened to a mate of mine when he was trying to get up from his bed to vomit after a house party. For whatever reason he got out of bed by standing on it and then vomitted and shat at the same time, somehow getting vomit all over his bed and floor and a decent amount of sh!t on the ceiling. We still have no idea how he did it.

On the mixed up clichés theme rather than the mixed up metaphors one, an old supervisor used to say "In all honestly..." before almost everything because he was an idiot.

.......and please tell me that this mate of yours is a Collingwood or Richmond supporter ;-)

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

From Kennett's latest froth about Adelaide: "It staggers belief". Sure does ...

[Retrospective 104]

"Take the bull by the tail"

"it's been a game of two halves". Surprisingly enough

And non football related

"...they misunderestimated me....". GW Bush

[Biffen 12,949]

I'm tired of the way Caro in casting nasturtiums upon us .

[Crompton's the man 660]

This latest proof of the pudding won't stick

[Josh 1,420]

If a tree falls in the woods, does it crush Shrodinger's cat?

HAHAHAHAHA you have made my day, that is the best thing I have ever heard... Keeping on theme shouldnt it be "If a tree falls in the woods, does it cruch Heisenberg's cat?

[Tony Tea 2,816]

After receiving the 2007 Norm Smith Medal, Stevie Johnson said "We can't rest on our morals."

[daisycutter 29,926]

After receiving the 2007 Norm Smith Medal, Stevie Johnson said "We can't rest on our morals."

very good. one should always aspire to the highest laurels eh?

[Biffen 12,949]

very good. one should always aspire to the highest laurels eh?

Steve Johnson has been an aspiration to me also.

[DemonWA 3,940]

That isn't a mixed metaphor.

No, but the saying is 'you're as useful as [censored] on a bull', not 'useless'

So fits in the theme of the thread

[45HG 1,559]

After receiving the 2007 Norm Smith Medal, Stevie Johnson said "We can't rest on our morals."

Ha. Wonder if the AFL investigated him for it.

[Biffen 12,949]

Sam Goldwyn should have told Tippett that

"a verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on ".