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Folau to quit... it's all starting to unravel...

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So long Izzy.

I'll always remember your 13 games, 39 kicks, 18 tackles and 2 goals.

They'd be freeing up salary space for Kurt then...

 

PERFECT! This takes the attention off us for a while!

How much cap space would he clear for Tippet? (I know most of his wage was for his afl paid marketing role, so maybe him leaving won't free up much cap room anyway)


Mind you, Jim Stynes, Tadgh Kenneally and, more recently, Mike Pyke show that successful code swapping is possible.

Of course, we may be drawing the wrong conclusion. Media conference might be to say Folau has extended his contract.

PERFECT! This takes the attention off us for a while!

Yes about 10 minutes.

Mind you, Jim Stynes, Tadgh Kenneally and, more recently, Mike Pyke show that successful code swapping is possible.

Of course, we may be drawing the wrong conclusion. Media conference might be to say Folau has extended his contract.

What? to ten years? haha

 

Izzy is being paid outside the salary cap. A large slab of his contract is down to AFL promotion. (Same for K-Hunt.)

PERFECT! This takes the attention off us for a while!

for about 6 mins !!

Yes about 10 minutes.

lol didnt get as far as reading yours before replying..lol

your generous btw !!

I dont think his heart was EVER in it.. Just enjoyed the salary while it lasted and he could be bothered.

Hell be back playing that stupid game in no time with the other lot crowing loudly.

What a huge loss :unsure:

They'd be freeing up salary space for Kurt then...

I thought the AFL's wheels within wheels must have been working for some time. stopping him from being delisted.

I think this is it?

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Great tweet doing the rounds: "Melbourne tanking inquiry claims first victim with Israel Folau quitting GWS: claims even the sight of $Scully now makes him sick."



Got them noticed in NSW, his press conf will be broadcast live all over aus now!

wow a 6 minute reprieve.

Got them noticed in NSW, his press conf will be broadcast live all over aus now!

Yeah worth every cent. Skoda stadium packed to the rafters with delirious fans chanting for GWS whilst the NSW press hacks report Kevin Sheedy's every word to fill both back and front pages. In other news Barnaby Joyce has quit politics to take up an Arts Council grant for a street theatre project he has been working on entitled "Requiem for a Sad Clown".

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Tippett off to GWS. Lock it in.

ooooooohhhhhhh! Does this mean the Karma Bus is heading in Kurt's direction :o

 

Can we take him in the PSD?

Can we take him in the PSD?

Given all that is happening, we wouldnt want to do that and make the AFL any more angry with us. It is there dream to get him to GWS, lets try and keep the sanctions to a minimum..... :o


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