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Games played=19. Disposals=386 Cost per disposal =$5181


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Ben Holland was paid way more per disposal when at Melbourne. And the efficiency was around 15% I reckon.

At least Richmond paid a good whack of that in his first year at the Dees.

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Ben Holland was paid way more per disposal when at Melbourne. And the efficiency was around 15% I reckon.

His disposal wasnt that bad - he just looked horrific in his action.

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His disposal wasnt that bad - he just looked horrific in his action.

Dutch gave his all when playing for the Dees. Many could/should do well to do as such
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HWFUA

I keep seeing this written yet have no idea what it stands for???

I can' figure it out either. Anyone care to elaborate on the Potterism?

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I can' figure it out either. Anyone care to elaborate on the Potterism?

He Who ... Farnarkled Us Around

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He Who ... Farnarkled Us Around

Thanks. Seems so obvious now that I'm a little embarrassed I had to ask!

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Ben Holland was paid way more per disposal when at Melbourne. And the efficiency was around 15% I reckon.

Ben Holland was a very serviceable player at Melbourne. Had tremendous hands and took a gorilla opponent. Ungainly kicking style but was super competitive.

Filled a real role for us and I for one wish Sellar was as good.

You can't have a team of Wayne Carey's.

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The player has EMoney as their Platinum Player Partner which is ironic (and that's the last words I will ever type about the Mercenary)


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He Who ... Farnarkled Us Around

I can' figure it out either. Anyone care to elaborate on the Potterism?

I figured it was something like that.

My guess was "he who fornicated us an*lly"

But that didn't seem logical considering he has done us a favour, so I propose a new name...

HWRALASKWWPABMWBGAAIBTHPPITGFSTWRITT100PASFHTPFTGUAGKOTDWAA2PDPTWFOTCHCERTU,OAINLHAAHHSH.

He who ran away like a spoilt kid who was promised a BMW but got an Audi instead, becoming the highest paid player in the game for someone that wouldn't register in the top 100 players and simultaneously forgot how to play football therefore giving us a goodbye kiss on the dick with an additional 2 prime draft picks that will far outweigh the contribution he could ever return to us, oh and I never liked him anyway and he has stupid hair.

Far catchier I think.

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I figured it was something like that.

My guess was "he who fornicated us an*lly"

But that didn't seem logical considering he has done us a favour, so I propose a new name...

HWRALASKWWPABMWBGAAIBTHPPITGFSTWRITT100PASFHTPFTGUAGKOTDWAA2PDPTWFOTCHCERTU,OAINLHAAHHSH.

He who ran away like a spoilt kid who was promised a BMW but got an Audi instead, becoming the highest paid player in the game for someone that wouldn't register in the top 100 players and simultaneously forgot how to play football therefore giving us a goodbye kiss on the dick with an additional 2 prime draft picks that will far outweigh the contribution he could ever return to us, oh and I never liked him anyway and he has stupid hair.

Far catchier I think.

Oh, priceless...

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Ben Holland was a very serviceable player at Melbourne. Had tremendous hands and took a gorilla opponent. Ungainly kicking style but was super competitive.

Filled a real role for us and I for one wish Sellar was as good.

You can't have a team of Wayne Carey's.

Loved Dutchy if for nothing other than being able to call him The Human Muscle ©. Wow was he ripped, had muscles on his dandruff.

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I figured it was something like that.

My guess was "he who fornicated us an*lly"

But that didn't seem logical considering he has done us a favour, so I propose a new name...

HWRALASKWWPABMWBGAAIBTHPPITGFSTWRITT100PASFHTPFTGUAGKOTDWAA2PDPTWFOTCHCERTU,OAINLHAAHHSH.

He who ran away like a spoilt kid who was promised a BMW but got an Audi instead, becoming the highest paid player in the game for someone that wouldn't register in the top 100 players and simultaneously forgot how to play football therefore giving us a goodbye kiss on the dick with an additional 2 prime draft picks that will far outweigh the contribution he could ever return to us, oh and I never liked him anyway and he has stupid hair.

Far catchier I think.

Funny.

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