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Cliches that need to be banned on this site.

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"Every now and then I come back to 'Land to see what's happening, then I read a post like this and I'm reminded why I shouldn't bother."

Sound familiar?

 

How the [censored] do you pronounce Petraccattack??

Petracc - ATTACK

I'd like to ban "regroup" when talking about an individual. I'm not sold on it being used for multiple people or a whole team - but at least it makes some sense in that context. But how does an individual "regroup"?

 

"stakeholders"

never knew if this meant carnivorous shareholders or vampire killers

Very good dc

Your game has been down a bit recently

A big improver for 2015?


Very good dc

Your game has been down a bit recently

A big improver for 2015?

Agree.

I hope you get the miles in those legs to do two way running, DC

"In my opinion" and "IMHO"

Superfluous.

 

"In my opinion" and "IMHO"

Superfluous.

No way I would have to type another three words.

I'm a cliche and an enigma wrapped up in a riddle.


I'm a cliche and an enigma wrapped up in a riddle.

So you are a clinigmaiddle?

So you are a clinigmaiddle?

actually I am a shayneh maydel....


Real men don't use cliches.

Not really cliches, but the things that annoy me are terms like "spud" and spelling fails such as defiantly or definately (for definitely).

Spelling fails don't phase me so much - some are autocorrects, others are excusable ignorance.

Personal dislike for,

"If........ happens I will leave Demonland forever."

Moderators please take this as an offer, and when ......... happens, ban them for life (acceptance)


"Watts is a DUD/SPUD".....Feel free to insert any other name you can think of.

That crap bores me.

Push_Me_Pull_Me-Black-bellied_Whistling_

ah the well known chernobyl red beaked duck

oh,,, & I thought they were red Peeking duuck

Made me laugh

me too

But "Could be anything" is more accurate as it means he could be a gun or a spud

And there it is !!!

:)

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"In my opinion" and "IMHO"

Superfluous.

These two are required on here because if you don't use them, people will attack you for positing baseless facts.

Just my opinion.

:lol:

 

How the [censored] do you pronounce Petraccattack??

Petr[ah]c at[ah]ck. Adelaide-style.


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