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Cliches that need to be banned on this site.

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"Every now and then I come back to 'Land to see what's happening, then I read a post like this and I'm reminded why I shouldn't bother."

Sound familiar?

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    How the [censored] do you pronounce Petraccattack??

    Petracc - ATTACK

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    I'd like to ban "regroup" when talking about an individual. I'm not sold on it being used for multiple people or a whole team - but at least it makes some sense in that context. But how does an individual "regroup"?

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    "stakeholders"

    never knew if this meant carnivorous shareholders or vampire killers

    Very good dc

    Your game has been down a bit recently

    A big improver for 2015?

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    Very good dc

    Your game has been down a bit recently

    A big improver for 2015?

    Agree.

    I hope you get the miles in those legs to do two way running, DC

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    "In my opinion" and "IMHO"

    Superfluous.

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    "In my opinion" and "IMHO"

    Superfluous.

    No way I would have to type another three words.
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    I'm a cliche and an enigma wrapped up in a riddle.

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    I'm a cliche and an enigma wrapped up in a riddle.

    So you are a clinigmaiddle?

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    So you are a clinigmaiddle?

    actually I am a shayneh maydel....

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    Real men don't use cliches.

    Not really cliches, but the things that annoy me are terms like "spud" and spelling fails such as defiantly or definately (for definitely).

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    Spelling fails don't phase me so much - some are autocorrects, others are excusable ignorance.

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    Personal dislike for,

    "If........ happens I will leave Demonland forever."

    Moderators please take this as an offer, and when ......... happens, ban them for life (acceptance)

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    "Watts is a DUD/SPUD".....Feel free to insert any other name you can think of.

    That crap bores me.

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    Push_Me_Pull_Me-Black-bellied_Whistling_

    ah the well known chernobyl red beaked duck

    oh,,, & I thought they were red Peeking duuck

    Made me laugh

    me too

    But "Could be anything" is more accurate as it means he could be a gun or a spud

    And there it is !!!

    :)

    Edited by dee-luded

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    "In my opinion" and "IMHO"

    Superfluous.

    These two are required on here because if you don't use them, people will attack you for positing baseless facts.

    Just my opinion.

    :lol:

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    How the [censored] do you pronounce Petraccattack??

    Petr[ah]c at[ah]ck. Adelaide-style.

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