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Cliches that need to be banned on this site.

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"Engaging in groupthink" - used often here as a pejorative to attack other posters by people who aren't able to put forward a valid opposing argument against those with who they disagree.

(I'm sure that most posters here agree with me) :lol:

Everybody in the house says yeah

 

"run both ways"

wtf is that supposed to mean, i mean, c'mon who can't run both ways

(unless it's a slur on one's sexual orientations)

Push_Me_Pull_Me-Black-bellied_Whistling_
Made me laugh
 

It's not really a cliche but " Have a bex and a lie down " really shits me. Anyone under the age 40 has no idea what a bex is let alone taken one.

I am well over 40 but these days I have about 4 Becks and a good lie down

"will be a (an absolute) gun" has been for many years a condemnation to disaster at MFC - how many times did I read this of Morton, Maric, Gysberts, $cully, even Cook, 426 etc etc.

Hold your tongue until one can truly say "x is a gun"

But if we don't let posters say "Player X will be a gun" instead they'll write "Player X could be anything".

Surely that's worse.


Perhaps not on this site, but generally 'for mine' and 'coalface' really do it for me.

I have one rule - if you can imagine Luke Darcy saying it, keep it to yourself.

Perhaps not on this site, but generally 'for mine' and 'coalface' really do it for me.

I have one rule - if you can imagine Luke Darcy saying it, keep it to yourself.

For mine I think Darcy is ok.

But if we don't let posters say "Player X will be a gun" instead they'll write "Player X could be anything".

Surely that's worse.

But "Could be anything" is more accurate as it means he could be a gun or a spud

 

"i blame xxxxxx"

only three

I blame Schwab

I blame Neeld

I blame Jack Watts

( amended for accuracy)

But "Could be anything" is more accurate as it means he could be a gun or "A SPUD"

And there it is !!!

only three

I blame Schwab

I blame Neeld

I blame Jack Watts

( amended for accuracy)

and you can add (at least) - "186" for ykw

Needs to build a tank,anything to do with tanks or tanking.

"Won't be part of our premiership side" or any dream forward line setups need to go!


"Could be anything"... Really? Could he be a microwave, or an air conditioning unit, or a paper clip? No.

"Could be anything"... Really? Could he be a microwave, or an air conditioning unit, or a paper clip? No.

God I love your work sweet!! You could be the reason I go straight - ( the lads are for it)!!

"Biffen should be banned,and that fat bustard Bitters."

"They hijack every thread"

"I came here trying to look for information "" etc etc.


Petraccattack!!!

if this gets banned im out of here for good

"Biffen should be banned,and that fat bustard Bitters."

"They hijack every thread"

"I came here trying to look for information "" etc etc.

Well we do try to hijack every thread. However, in our defence, what we have have to say is far more intelligent, articulate and worth considering than most other dicks that post here. However, I will grant an exception. If I am [censored] and Biffen is spun out on drugs, our posts are senseless!! eer hang on!

 

Well we do try to hijack every thread. However, in our defence, what we have have to say is far more intelligent, articulate and worth considering than most other dicks that post here. However, I will grant an exception. If I am [censored] and Biffen is spun out on drugs, our posts are senseless!! eer hang on!

There you go again with your flatulence and distractions whilst Poor old Stu is appalled at people suggesting Mitch Clark is a low dog [censored] [censored] on the other

if this gets banned im out of here for good

Promise!

(You led with your chin there H-H...couldn't resist!!)


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