The No T$ No B$ Thread

[daisycutter 28,666]

22 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Jesus Ernie, you've named some classics in that lot. Back in the day, I tried them all for nefarious purposes but Stones ...... FMD ... we used to have a swig at 3/4 time on really cold days.

Can't say that it improved my footy though!

is it true uncle, that you went to university and became a letcherer?

[Bitter but optimistic 21,486]

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

is it true uncle, that you went to university and became a letcherer?

Both your statements are correct dc , however, the order can be reversed. 

[Bitter but optimistic 21,486]

8 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I worked with a charming young lady 20 years ago from Cockermouth in UK check it out! 😁........... who loved Porphyry Pearl and was a rabid SWEET fan. Get her onto the turps and she became very conversational!

You are a bad man picket!

[picket fence 15,450]

45 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You are a bad man picket!

No seriously, she was great fun. Dont know what happened to her but enjoyed a good party! Me a bad man?? Narrr

[WalkingCivilWar 33,091]

12 hours ago, picket fence said:

No seriously, she was great fun. Dont know what happened to her but enjoyed a good party! Me a bad man?? Narrr

Hey Pickety-poo! It’s me! You said you’d call me the next day but never did. I guess you must’ve lost my number. Clearly, writing it on your forehead with a sharpie wasn’t enough. So I had to resort to joining this site and pretending to be a crazy Demons fan. At least, the Demons fan bit is pretending. I’ve had my wedding dress picked out since that magical night when we got rather ‘conversational’ and every time I hear ‘Fox on the Run’ I think of you, and not just because it’s a Sweet song. 

Remember this… it’s NOT stalking unless and until I’m served with a restraining order. 

P.S. I love what you’ve done with the front of your house.

[Redleg 37,930]

3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hey Pickety-poo! It’s me! You said you’d call me the next day but never did. I guess you must’ve lost my number. Clearly, writing it on your forehead with a sharpie wasn’t enough. So I had to resort to joining this site and pretending to be a crazy Demons fan. At least, the Demons fan bit is pretending. I’ve had my wedding dress picked out since that magical night when we got rather ‘conversational’ and every time I hear ‘Fox on the Run’ I think of you, and not just because it’s a Sweet song. 

Remember this… it’s NOT stalking unless and until I’m served with a restraining order. 

P.S. I love what you’ve done with the front of your house.

I am bemused. What is the rationale and meaning of your posting name?

[WalkingCivilWar 33,091]

They’re lyrics from a song by a band that I very much like. These lyrics, and the band’s name - Mercury Rev - conjure up thoughts of heavy metal or a similar genre. On the contrary, this band’s music is so sweet and lilting it could put a baby to sleep.

Another reason I chose this username is that I have a problem with indecision, and I figure that not being able to make up one’s mind is akin to staging a war with oneself. 
I bet you’re sorry you asked. 🙃
 

[DemonFrog 1,347]

23 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hey Pickety-poo! It’s me! You said you’d call me the next day but never did. I guess you must’ve lost my number. Clearly, writing it on your forehead with a sharpie wasn’t enough. So I had to resort to joining this site and pretending to be a crazy Demons fan. At least, the Demons fan bit is pretending. I’ve had my wedding dress picked out since that magical night when we got rather ‘conversational’ and every time I hear ‘Fox on the Run’ I think of you, and not just because it’s a Sweet song. 

Remember this… it’s NOT stalking unless and until I’m served with a restraining order. 

P.S. I love what you’ve done with the front of your house.

So you are pretending to be a Demon supporter?

[WalkingCivilWar 33,091]

24 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

So you are pretending to be a Demon supporter?

Yep. It’s the “crazy” part that’s true. JK. Of course I’m a legit fan. I love the Melbourne Devils! 

[DemonFrog 1,347]

17 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yep. It’s the “crazy” part that’s true. JK. Of course I’m a legit fan. I love the Melbourne Devils! 

GO the DEES!!!!!

[layzie 29,539]

32 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yep. It’s the “crazy” part that’s true. JK. Of course I’m a legit fan. I love the Melbourne Devils! 

Haha "Go the Melbourne Team!"

[Redleg 37,930]

Call it whatever you like, as long as they have continued success. 

Go Dees.

[DemonFrog 1,347]

On 2/3/2022 at 8:24 AM, Redleg said:

Call it whatever you like, as long as they have continued success. 

Go Dees.

Tasmanian Demons?

[Redleg 37,930]

15 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Tasmanian Demons?

Silly frog. Too many hallucinogens on the lily pad.

[old dee 22,966]

19 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Tasmanian Demons?

Doesn’t seem so long ago that was a serious question. 

[WalkingCivilWar 33,091]

On 8/13/2011 at 11:32 AM, old dee said:

I am Ganddaughter sitting,

And you know she smiles at me wether the Dees win or lose.

Hey OD, is this the same granddaughter with whom you play Monopoly nowadays? Seems she’s been the apple of your eye since day dot. 💖

[DemonFrog 1,347]

On 2/5/2022 at 9:53 AM, Redleg said:

Silly frog. Too many hallucinogens on the lily pad.

Oh Red do you prefer the Hobart Demons?

[DemonFrog 1,347]

22 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hey OD, is this the same granddaughter with whom you play Monopoly nowadays? Seems she’s been the apple of your eye since day dot. 💖

When is she going to play for the Dees?

[WalkingCivilWar 33,091]

5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

When is she going to play for the Dees?

If she’s as talented a footballer as she is a Monopoly player, she’ll go far with the Dees. IIRC, she’s taken her grandad to the cleaners on more than one occasion. 😁

[daisycutter 28,666]

being an orderly type of chap. i've been doing my planning for next 4 years.

it goes something like this:

back, back back back 

[daisycutter 28,666]

can anyone explain to me how the the russian orthodox church (roc) is able to field a team at the winter olympics?

[old dee 22,966]

6 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

When is she going to play for the Dees?

Never, I hate to say it but she is a cats supporter. Also not interested in playing football. I am now working on the four year old.

Edited February 7, 2022 by old dee

[Redleg 37,930]

7 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Oh Red do you prefer the Hobart Demons?

I think you have eaten too many bad flies froggy.

[old dee 22,966]

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I think you have eaten too many bad flies froggy.

Are there good flies Mr. Leg? 

[WalkingCivilWar 33,091]

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

can anyone explain to me how the the russian orthodox church (roc) is able to field a team at the winter olympics?

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