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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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56 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

It is hard to be green!

I'm going on an outback trip in the next few months Frog. I intend squashing every member of the Batrachian family I see.

You have been warned!

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

 
13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm going on an outback trip in the next few months Frog. I intend squashing every member of the Batrachian family I see.

You have been warned!

Luke Beveridge is that you?

On 3/17/2022 at 9:32 AM, daisycutter said:

what is street patrick?

Happy Street in Patrick of course...

 
18 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Happy Street in Patrick of course...

ah right.....your knowledge astounds me r&b

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

ah right.....your knowledge astounds me r&b

I have come to know Happy Street rather well in the past six months ...


On 3/19/2022 at 1:45 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

I have come to know Happy Street rather well in the past six months ...

But we made Luke Beveridge live on Angry Street!

Edited by DemonFrog

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Quiet times on DL these days.

Has Jacko signed an extension yet? 

12 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Quiet times on DL these days.

Has Jacko signed an extension yet? 

I think Jacko waving his arms in the goal square would distract our other forwards. The game has probably passed him by. Although as footy is now regarded as entertainment perhaps there is a role for him. He could always fight Barry Hall at half time. Either way the fight would only last a few minutes. 

 
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6 hours ago, hemingway said:

I think Jacko waving his arms in the goal square would distract our other forwards. The game has probably passed him by. Although as footy is now regarded as entertainment perhaps there is a role for him. He could always fight Barry Hall at half time. Either way the fight would only last a few minutes. 

Ah Jacko. Our 3rd and heading to be our best.

15 hours ago, Redleg said:

Quiet times on DL these days.

Has Jacko signed an extension yet? 

Not sure what to do about this winning feels that I keep getting recently?


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3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Not sure what to do about this winning feels that I keep getting recently?

Good times on the lily pad.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Good times on the lily pad.

Uncle Bitters burnt my lily pad! But the 2021 grand final replays are keeping me content. 

23 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Uncle Bitters burnt my lily pad! But the 2021 grand final replays are keeping me content. 

Lucky you weren't on it at the time Frog!

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My boy Deakyn Smith played a very good game on sunday for Casey. Hope he can keep on improving and push for the senior team.

Van Rooyen looks good and Howes could be another on the horizon.

I actually liked Baker kicking out, as he ran out and kicked long nearly to the middle of the ground each time. Maybe in the seniors Bowey can do the same, instead of the same old kick to the pack by May about to the defensive 50m line. It would allow more options from the kick out and even allow May to be a target for the occasional kickout, changing up our predictability in this area.

On 3/29/2022 at 8:46 AM, DemonFrog said:

Not sure what to do about this winning feels that I keep getting recently?

Who says you need to do anything about it?

 


6 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Who says you need to do anything about it?

 

The 17 other AFL Clubs 

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17 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I’m not going to bet the maid’s wages on him being a match winner Red 

Hopefully he plays well in a Dees win and you can attack the wine cask with gusto. Maybe if you are feeling generous you could even let the maid have a tipple.

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Hopefully he plays well in a Dees win and you can attack the wine cask with gusto. Maybe if you are feeling generous you could even let the maid have a tipple.

Well I’ll certainly give her a reward 


12 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

The 17 other AFL Clubs 

And? 😄

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5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well I’ll certainly give her a reward 

Has the maid cracked the wine cask yet? She must be guzzling by now.

 
3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Dees women into the GF. 

 

Fixed it for you mr. Leg. 


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