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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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On 6/16/2023 at 4:46 PM, Redleg said:

I love sarsparilla and found a Bundaberg Sarsparilla that is really very good.

Comes in a small brown stubby.

That is one of the best going for sure.

Their fizzy stuff bests their rum imho

 
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56 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

"Primordial oozes" !!!!!

What an outrageous way to describe the scholarly discourse that this thread is renowned for.

I'm sure @Redleg will impose a stern penalty on you Goffy

The only ooze I know played over 250 games for us on a half back flank and is now one of our coaches.

I don't even know what primordial is, so no fine on this occasion.

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15 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

That is one of the best going for sure.

Their fizzy stuff bests their rum imho

Hate to admit this in public, but my favourite rum is Malibu, that of the coconut variety.

 
8 hours ago, Redleg said:

Hate to admit this in public, but my favourite rum is Malibu, that of the coconut variety.

Appreciate the honesty. 

9 hours ago, Redleg said:

Hate to admit this in public, but my favourite rum is Malibu, that of the coconut variety.

You are not alone Mr. Leg.


9 minutes ago, old dee said:

You are not alone Mr. Leg.

(Look away now, @Bitter but optimistic...)

Must be a generational thing, then, gentlemen: I'm in, too.

Do you do it with milk? Guilty pleasure!

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

Hate to admit this in public, but my favourite rum is Malibu, that of the coconut variety.

A very popular version Mr Leg.

If it tantilises the tastebuds knock yourself out.

Fav cocktail on hols or summer months is ye old Pina Colada and Island Tea goes down pretty well.

I have yet to indulge in straight Malibu but it's no doubt been in a cocktail or two over the years as a mixer.

TRA is suggesting to add milk 🤔

What else is popular here?  Or are you we talking straight on the rocks?

*Apologies to Uncle in advance 😄

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On 6/16/2023 at 5:12 PM, daisycutter said:

no need to be drinkist, uncle

and it's my right if i want to be a sheila

I want to have babies.

 
1 hour ago, leave it to deever said:

I want to have babies.

easy ... womb transplants now available

you may have to go to thailand or pakistan for the op though, in your case

1 hour ago, Demon Dynasty said:What else is popular here?  Or are you we talking straight on the rocks?

 😄

There is absolutely nothing better than a glass of frangellico , a strong short black coffee and some vanilla ice cream. 
 

or maybe just the frangellico !


1 hour ago, 640MD said:

There is absolutely nothing better than a glass of frangellico , a strong short black coffee and some vanilla ice cream. 
 

or maybe just the frangellico !

A ffogato that-a one!

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7 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

(Look away now, @Bitter but optimistic...)

Must be a generational thing, then, gentlemen: I'm in, too.

Do you do it with milk? Guilty pleasure!

Pepsi Max or Coke Zero.

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3 hours ago, 640MD said:

There is absolutely nothing better than a glass of frangellico , a strong short black coffee and some vanilla ice cream. 
 

or maybe just the frangellico !

Now the truth comes out.

9 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

(Look away now, @Bitter but optimistic...)

Must be a generational thing, then, gentlemen: I'm in, too.

Do you do it with milk? Guilty pleasure!

Philistines , Mongols, barbarians at the front door ..... what is this thread coming to?

I have tried endlessly to add some refinement to this thread but , apparently, I have failed miserably.

I'll say it again. The only libation for a refined gentleman is .... of course Shiraz.

Follow Uncle Bitter's advice - you won't go wrong!

A good single malt scotch is without doubt better than any cheap, coconut sugar drink, even better than the young grape juice that some here quaff down

I rarely visit this thread, but honestly, enough's enough! Toughen up chaps, for god's sake! This ain't no '80's disco

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14 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

A good single malt scotch is without doubt better than any cheap, coconut sugar drink, even better than the young grape juice that some here quaff down

I rarely visit this thread, but honestly, enough's enough! Toughen up chaps, for god's sake! This ain't no '80's disco

An excellent plan Stiffy.

33 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

A good single malt scotch is without doubt better than any cheap, coconut sugar drink, even better than the young grape juice that some here quaff down

I rarely visit this thread, but honestly, enough's enough! Toughen up chaps, for god's sake! This ain't no '80's disco

Certainly keen on a dram of whisky or a gin and tonic!  Recently have been drinking apple cider when the companionship are not keen on spirits

Every Friday night currently starts with sparkling wine, given it is served to me free and is less disgusting then the cheap wines on offer

16 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Certainly keen on a dram of whisky or a gin and tonic!  Recently have been drinking apple cider when the companionship are not keen on spirits

Every Friday night currently starts with sparkling wine, given it is served to me free and is less disgusting then the cheap wines on offer

Just wanted to get your vomit emoji count up Delightful 

14 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Just wanted to get your vomit emoji count up Delightful 

Ta, Uncle.  So nice to have someone looking out for me!

But honestly I thought you may have just over imbibed based on the vomit reaction 

1 hour ago, Stiff Arm said:

A good single malt scotch is without doubt better than any cheap, coconut sugar drink, even better than the young grape juice that some here quaff down

I rarely visit this thread, but honestly, enough's enough! Toughen up chaps, for god's sake! This ain't no '80's disco

Have you been to Starward Stiff Arm? Highly recommend.


2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Philistines , Mongols, barbarians at the front door ..... what is this thread coming to?

I have tried endlessly to add some refinement to this thread but , apparently, I have failed miserably.

I'll say it again. The only libation for a refined gentleman is .... of course Shiraz.

Follow Uncle Bitter's advice - you won't go wrong!

Yep, Philipines galore. Hey, my brother, have you heard of Nebbiolo and Sangiovese and the dreaded fey Pinot Noir? And, what the f is wrong with the Noble Cab Sav????

8 minutes ago, Monbon said:

Yep, Philipines galore. Hey, my brother, have you heard of Nebbiolo and Sangiovese and the dreaded fey Pinot Noir? And, what the f is wrong with the Noble Cab Sav????

Oh a Nebbiolo is lovely, if you can afford to mortgage the house!

11 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

(Look away now, @Bitter but optimistic...)

Must be a generational thing, then, gentlemen: I'm in, too.

Do you do it with milk? Guilty pleasure!

As some will know, I try to stay away from this thread but again find myself inextricably drawn back into it's web. The first confronting thing I read is mention of BBO followed by the highlighted question/statement. Dare I keep reading I ask myself. I don't know how to unassociate the two but I curse my vivid imagination.

 

Stuart Broad would have to be the uncoolest cricketer ever.

Stokes and Bairstow have both definitely head-butted someone in a pub at least once.

Jimmy Anderson will be 41 next month. He’s been playing Test match cricket for 20 years. How on earth does his back hold up?

 When will Travis Head 86 that awful moustache?

 I wish we had this level of commentary in footy. Kumar and Tubby are chef’s kiss.

Never mind me, just thinking aloud. 🙃

9 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Stuart Broad would have to be the uncoolest cricketer ever.

Stokes and Bairstow have both definitely head-butted someone in a pub at least once.

Jimmy Anderson will be 41 next month. He’s been playing Test match cricket for 20 years. How on earth does his back hold up?

 When will Travis Head 86 that awful moustache?

 I wish we had this level of commentary in footy. Kumar and Tubby are chef’s kiss.

Never mind me, just thinking aloud. 🙃

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/aug/06/cricketer-ben-stokes-mocked-gay-couple-before-nightclub-fight-jury-hears


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