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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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On 9/22/2020 at 7:39 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

Anyone keen to go halves in this bad boy? 
 

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/The-famous-1991-Grand-final-AFL-Batmobile-in-running-condition/264868460985?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D7fe049b814544010bd45fe64fe9fd3bc%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D264868460985%26itm%3D264868460985%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057%26brand%3DUnbranded&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A71853a24-fb85-11ea-a8a5-74dbd180ef51|parentrq%3Aad58d4e31740acc6c590eaf7fff63b3e|iid%3A1

Like the MFC AFL team it looks like a major rebuild is needed! 

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    3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Who is Jack Watts and what did he retire from?

    Unfortunately that is what many will say in a few years, as non champions are soon forgotten by fans of other clubs.

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    • 4 weeks later...

    I have heard that Hogan is back on the market!

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    On 10/22/2020 at 12:56 PM, DemonFrog said:

    I have heard that Hogan is back on the market!

    No surprises.

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    • 2 months later...

    Hello! Where is everyone? 

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    1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

    Hello! Where is everyone? 

    In Quarantine, enforced by Dictator Dan. I am poeta Credlin, I am Andrew Bolt. I am Rudolfo, I am looking after your welfare.

    I may even be Devine!!!!!!

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    16 hours ago, dieter said:

    I may even be Devine!!!!!!

    Devine intervention?

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    In view of recent events I believe this thread requires an immediate return to the main footy board for further discussion.

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    In view of recent events I believe this thread requires an immediate return to the main footy board for further discussion.

    Still here in limbo land.

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    On 2/3/2021 at 4:37 PM, Redleg said:

    Still here in limbo land.

    I tend to agree. 

    in light of recent events, the longest thread on Demonland should be restored to its rightful place in our media. Unfortunately, that place was filled very quickly after events in Washington a month ago, so for the time being, it’s returning to our General Board.

    Apologies to those who might be offended by the contents of this thread.

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    On 9/26/2020 at 5:12 AM, DemonFrog said:

    Like the MFC AFL team it looks like a major rebuild is needed! 

    Relax 2021 will prove that our rebuild Is well underway much quicker than the naysayers are telling or forecasting.

    Be prepared to apologise in September and embrace the force and extent of the Melbourne Comeback.

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    are we back in the seniors?  cream rises to the top

    i refused to play in the magoos........pride and prejudice

     

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    are we back in the seniors?  cream rises to the top

    i refused to play in the magoos........pride and prejudice

     

    Yes dc we are back where we belong and it seems fitting that we re-emerge on the weekend after the nameless one has left the game.

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    He is gone but we are back.

    Like the Phoenix rising from the ashes, our reemergence is complete.

     

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    6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    He is gone but we are back.

    Like the Phoenix rising from the ashes, our reemergence is complete.

     

    You will be pleased to note Mr. Leg that I had a banana sandwich for lunch!

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well praise the lord !!!

    The world will once again have access to the wit and wisdom of my posts

    Well, at least, access to your posts.

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    44 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well praise the lord !!!

    The world will once again have access to the wit and wisdom of my posts

    now if only that lecherous moonie can do a lazarus

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    16 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Now that this thread has outlasted his career, surely he can be named?

    Nah -F..ck Him.

     

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    18 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Now that this thread has outlasted his career, surely he can be named?

    he has a name -> hwfua

    or image.png.c6675af767325ab6f3bb281fd17b7dd9.pngin ancient egyptian

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    9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    he has a name -> hwfua

    or image.png.c6675af767325ab6f3bb281fd17b7dd9.pngin ancient egyptian

    Ah. you mean this guy?

     

    Qanon shamen.jpg

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    now if only that lecherous moonie can do a lazarus

    I believe Moonie is currently “ finding his inner self “ dc

    It may be a process 

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    Glad this thread has done a Lazarus, for some time the only one worth reading.

    How come, when I open this thread I come across a picture of a dark haired quite attractive asian lady gently eating the tip of a large banana.   Am I the only one with this problem ?

     

    Those Americans can be a funny bunch, 

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